Press release #5613

Owen Rose

Owen Rose during his difficult period

Noel Rhodes released this disturbing image of Owen Rose in response to the image of Noel that was released yesterday. Apparently Noel wants to smear Owen’s reputation by bringing up images from a difficult time in Owen’s life. Since this image was taken Owen has undergone a lot of therapy and has had extensive dental work done. He is fine now, honestly.

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Press release #5612

Is Noel going crazy?

Is Noel going crazy?

This photograph of  Noel Rhodes has just surfaced and it has brought up concerns that he has finally gone mentally insane. There have been NUMEROUS reports in the past that he is dimwitted but until now there has never been conclusive evidence. Carefully examine this photo and draw your own conclusions.

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Steve Climber: The Beginning

In this early footage of  Steve Climber you can follow him as he checks on things and has a bit of a problem with Uncle Jessup.  Steve  is modelling the Flextrek 37 Trillion backpack and showing off  his flashy new hiking look (featuring the “french wedge”  shorts) in this fine Archwood production.

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Lorb Lorbson cheating on his wife?

Lorb Lorbson in Hollywood

Lorb Lorbson in Hollywood

The legendary performer Lorb Lorbson was photographed coming out of a Hollywood area restaurant late last night. He was seen dining with a mystery man who was not his wife.  The two rushed off when the paparazzi arrived to photograph Kevin Bacon who was also in the restaurant at the time. Old Lorb obviously still loves a good spinach pesto!

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Makes climbing easier!


You wouldn’t think so, but this pack actually makes climbing easier!! See for yourself in this promo video. See how it performs in high winds, wow! No wonder Steve Climber won’t hike, climb or do anything without his Flextrek 37 Trillion Gravitrex.

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Amazing exercise routine!!!


In this amazing footage you see Hundus demonstrate his incredible gas regimen! He combines exercise with a diet containing large amounts  of boiled beans, dried fruit, caramelized onions, potatoes and hard boiled eggs. You’ll be exhausted too after this workout!

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Watch out fat!

Hundus and Furundus teach you how to do a proper pushup and how to lift weights like a pro. Learn from the masters! Your fat is on the endangered species list when you work out with these two!!

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Losing it with Hundus and Furundus

Hundus and Furundus show you the proper technique for the classic jumping jack exercise. Your fat doesn’t stand a chance. Along the way they also show some amazing martial arts moves. Follow along with them and start losing it!

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The first step to fitness

In this episode Furundus shows how to properly train with weights. Hundus acts as spotter and coach. Find out what to do and what not to do when working out. These fitness gurus will take you through it step by step. Tune in and watch them lose it!

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Lorb Lorbson Concert T-shirts!!

The Legendary Performer

The Legendary Performer

Available now: Concert t-shirts from the Legendary Performer Lorb Lorbson at the Legendary Venue the Cheripintera. You can now own a piece of history. Go to the Rhodesandrose store now and stock up!!!

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