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When Kelp attack!

In this compelling video Steg Prongsten, world class athlete,  battles some angry kelp. Steg feels it is critical that he change his underwear frequently during his workouts because of the intense nature of his exercise regimen. After Steg is viciously bitten by a particularly cranky strand of kelp, the Professor digs the stinger out with his old pliers(with help from a curious wasp). Compelling footage to be sure. The battle cry of the killer kelp will send a chill down(or up) your spine.

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World Class Athlete

Introducing Steg Prongsten, world class athlete and fitness expert. Get to know Steg……….. before it’s too late.

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KELP: the t-shirt

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KELP: the trailer

Coming this fall to the More Channel…. KELP. Here is the trailer for this fall’s “must see” show. KELP… watch if you dare!

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Kelp attack caught on camera

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The reports of Kelp attacking people are apparently true. These startling photos show a vicious Kelp attack. In this sequence you can clearly see the Kelp launching itself at Steg Prongsten who is running for his life. Steg is a former Olympian who is now the assistant to Professor Trenston Claggiss who is doing research on the so called “Killer Kelp”. These photos lend creedance to local Indian legends that spoke of the “angry sea serpent” and early reports from mariners who reported “strange activity” in the kelp beds.

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