Here we see Lorb Lorbson going through the work that it takes to make magic happen on stage. Lorb and Jon the soundman work together to get the perfect sound. I think you’ll agree that this is a priceless look behind the scenes.

Ron Cranstence

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

The reports of Kelp attacking people are apparently true. These startling photos show a vicious Kelp attack. In this sequence you can clearly see the Kelp launching itself at Steg Prongsten who is running for his life. Steg is a former Olympian who is now the assistant to Professor Trenston Claggiss who is doing research on the so called “Killer Kelp”. These photos lend creedance to local Indian legends that spoke of the “angry sea serpent” and early reports from mariners who reported “strange activity” in the kelp beds.

That's a lot of scat!

Do you love scat singing? Well so does Lorb Lorbson! If you love scat you’ll love this new release that features scat versions of some of the greatest music of all time. Lorb scats his way through the soft rock hits of the eighties and nineties in this 5 CD box set.  ‘Lorb Lorbson’s Big Box of Scat’ contains every take of his legendary scat sessions.  These tapes were thought to be intentionally destroyed, but renowned musical archivist, Ron Cranstence has rediscovered them. This is over six hours of music and IT’S ALL SCAT! Rootsin Toobers produced this must have musical experience and Rootsin is counting on this release to revive NailGun Promotions. Bask in Lorb’s unique vocal stylings as he interprets the classics as only he can.

An authority on Mountain Lions

How do mountain lions keep their beaks so sharp?

Now you know!

Stu Cranstence tells it like it is.

Why can’t women be scientists?

The reason that there has never been a woman scientist is a matter of practicality.  Can you imagine the constant nagging?  Day and night, night and day!  And what if there was a fire or an animal attack?  You can’t make much science when you have to keep saving all the women’s lives.  I know some women can learn things if we are willing to be patient and present our ideas in a simple form.  But this will inhibit the progress of science as it strives to free itself from the sheckles of domineering ogresses.  

Remember what I always say when studying vast scientific subjects like outer space; “The sky’s the limit!”

 Now you know.

Ever wonder what Steve Climber is wearing? Now available to the public for the first time, the French Wedge. Made of a revolutionary fabric, it never needs washing! Your hair, fluids and substances actually make it stronger, binding them all together to make this the most durable and cutting edge piece of outdoor equipment ever invented. Thanks to the good people at Archwood, you too can look like Steve Climber out on the trail.

Never needs washing!

Many people don’t  know a damn thing about many things.  I’m here to clear up the misconceptions.

This is a re-creation  of a slide show I did for the Sigma banquet at the Academy of the New Church in 1981. I love the photo of Fetser’s girlfriend Flower, so wonderfully played by Noel Rhodes. Her beauty was so great that it melted the film inside the camera.