Steve Climber displays the incredible anti-gravity technology included in the groundbreaking new Flextrek pack. This pack is so advanced, even the Chinese don’t have anything that can touch it. Lean in to the new Gravitrex and let the pack do the work for you. This pack is so righteous, you’d have to be a fool not to want one.

In this episode you see Stu pitch a scientist into a raging campfire, accidentally of course. Mr.Cranstence does have some issues with scientists but we can assume that he didn’t mean to throw the scientist into the fire. You can clearly see that Stu is drunk when he pushes the scientist into the fire and should not be held accountable for his actions at the time. Stu was quoted as saying  “Hey, life is hard, deal with it.”

This video may explain why Stu Cranstence has so many issues about conferences. In the video shot earlier this year you can clearly hear the scientists, some female, actually laughing at Stu’s presentation. He attempts his “CW” seminar but something goes terribly wrong with his diagram and he bolts from the conference room with the laughter of the scientists ringing in his ears. Since then he has been very touchy on the subject of conferences, but has recently agreed to attend further conferences in the hopes of being taken seriously by the scientific community.

Already a bestseller!!!

NailGun Promotions is proud to announce that Stu Cranstence’s book “my findings, MY findings” is already a #1 bestseller. NailGun Promotions has purchased 67 million copies of the book and will make them available for sale to the general public. That means it’s already a bestseller, that’s smart! There have been reports in the media that Stu has not actually finished or even started writing this book, this could not be more false.  Rootsin Toobers

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Stu Cranstence, out in the field, doing the work, observing, making findings.  His trained eye picks out discoveries that everyone else has overlooked. Even while relieving himself, he takes the time to teach us about amphibious plants. Stu is willing to put in the time and make the observations, to find the surface findings within the perimeter. In this episode he lectures on the process of  how gravity makes the surfaces of rocks hard and mocks the idea of going beyond the perimeter to look for findings .

Noel Rhodes show off his amazing ability to make his chin go away. This incredible sequence was filmed by the light of a camp fire at the famous Camp Deal With It. ‘Camp Deal With It’  is our preferred filming spot which is at an undisclosed location in the desert between Tucson and Los Angeles. Ponder along with Noel about this crazy world.

A stunning profile

This is an excerpt from Steve Climbers public TV show. In this episode you can see Steve hard at work making his rounds checking on the environment to make sure everything is running smoothly. He takes notes in his little notebook so that he remembers to revisit trouble spots, like that rock high up on the cliff that he has been worried about. We’ve edited out the long lecture on non-flowering shrubs to help move it along.

What a find!. Stu finds the skin of an ancient reptile and teaches all of us about reptiles, their feathers and their beaks. Stu steps where no human has ever stepped before and we are all very impressed. He also finds plants that were invented by people over a hundred years ago! He makes an incredible trajectory finding! In an emotional moment, Stu reveals his feelings about not being appreciated by the status quo. This video shows Stu Cranstence in action doing what he does best, finding findings!

Media Press Release #2375

Noel Rhodes was thronged while on a media tour of Bryn Athyn Pa. this weekend. He reports being approached by “several”  people, some of whom were not immediate relatives. He heard many positive comments about rhodesandrose.com, some unsolicited. Some comments he heard,”pretty funny”, “I got quite a chuckle” and “who is that other guy?”  The chain of events that will inevitably lead to rhodesandrose.com becoming a media empire are clearly under way.

Noel Rhodes