Our video output has been pathetic lately, mostly because I’ve been spending too much time painting the baseboards behind people’s toilets. We have started a Patreon page to let people encourage us to produce some more content on a regular basis. Please enjoy this little collection of clips, and if you feel inspired, head over to Patreon and see what you think.

Thanks,

Doctorodub

Rhodes and Rose are proud to announce the release of our latest book, The Rhodes and Rose Lifestyle Digest.

This 164-page book draws on Noel Rhodes’ work on his All Ad AM 100 audio series and presents print versions of many of our favorite YouTube videos like the Flextrek Whipsnake and Stryreechlinstral. This book, published by Hardy Perennial Press, is the perfect Christmas gift for that special person in your life. This volume brings together many of our satirical advertisements and binds them into a narrative that leads to an epic finish. There are over 200 photos and illustrations to entertain and delight readers. Please follow the link to Amazon.com and buy it today! Oh, and if you like it, please feel free to give us a review. Thanks.

“Owen and Noel have been making me laugh for decades. Their zany sense of humor is showcased brilliantly in their new Lifestyle Digest. Read it today.” 

                Lisa Oz, best-selling author of US: Transforming Ourselves and the Relationships That Matter Most.

Here it is – the book you’ve been waiting for for your entire life. MY Findings by Stu Cranstence is now available in print, actually for sale to the general public. Hardy Perennial Press is proud to announce the publishing of this first book in a series of volumes by Stu Cranstence. Stu is a self-made expert on so many subjects it’s hard to name them all. Cranstence tackles some hefty topics in this book with chapters like, Wind, The Great Pacific Lake, Women Scientists and Fast Growing Mushrooms. This full color book features photos on almost every page and even has a helpful index. Order a copy now and make room on your bookshelf for more of Cranstence’s work .

This episode starts off with Augmenteon, one of our finest efforts. So many good lines. Mother nature never stood a chance.
Next up is an ad for Pandemical filmed in the Mojave desert. The side effect where the intestines are re-routed caused some alarm among users. Next Stu Cranstence settles in for another expedition to collect amazing findings. He is interrupted by those pesky Giant Eye Maggots which seem pretty aggressive still, maybe he should up the dose. He also demonstrates the proper selection of pointer sticks for any novices. Next Hundus and Furundus will help you melt the fat away with their unique exercise regimen. Flextrek’s Gravitrex Edition raises eyebrows in an ad featuring the anti-gravity properties of the backpack. Next up, the beloved Lorb Lorbson sings his heart out trying to be heard over the maitre’d. Ron Cranstence appears as the helpful sound man, wrapping cables on stage during the performance. Through it all, Lorb shows his usual composure. Wolfheart Cologne has a sexy ad describing this ancient new scent.
Old Pappy then has a question for Stu Cranstence that he can really sink his teeth into. Stu’s answer shows his deep knowledge of Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products and how they all interact with each other, and which one has the best track record. Then comes the theme song for The Steve Climber Show. This rousing anthem builds and builds to an apocalyptic crescendo that will leave the viewer breathless. Steve Climber is such a stud. He’s a real hero for the ages and beloved by all. The episode closes with an ad for Myscleetra, a product that will help control the size and aggressiveness of that larynx bird of yours. It’s so good to see the doctor get so involved in the patient’s life. I am curious about that project they have planned. It looks intriguing.

There’s a little Lorb Lorbson, Flextrek, Panacea and even Steg Prongsten in this playlist. Just hit play to enjoy this collection of Rhodes and Rose Classics.
First Lorb Lorbson encounters John, the sound man. He’s a sound man. I’m impressed with Steg Prongsten’s fitness and his commitment to changing his underwear frequently. The good people at Flextrek show you just how easy it is to adjust their monumental backpack. The good people from Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals have a message for people about how to deal with the jaggedness of their crotch coral which is caused by…I’ll skip the litany. Stu Cranstence gives a really good lecture on the beach. Also in there is the original French Wedge ad which later made an appearance in the Flextrek Whipsnake video. Lorb then gets a chance to impress Mr. Big at the Cheripintera and really makes an impression.

Act now to get your official Rhodes and Rose 2017 Calendar! This is the perfect gift for your outdoor enthusiast, scat enthusiast, or findings enthusiast. Imagine spending a month with Stu Cranstence out in the field, or Steve Climber and the Whipsnake!! Click the Lulu link below to get started.

Rhodes and Rose is proud to present our latest creation-the theme song for The Steve Climber Show. With a theme song this exciting, you know the show is going to blow your socks off. Many thanks to TheFergusShow for creating this epic song.

In 1984 Owen Rose and Noel Rhodes created Cren Beer. Though no actual beer was brewed, Rose and Rhodes declared Cren “America’s #1 beer.”  Cren was the perfect beer for everyone in every situation.
And now, 30 years later, Rose and Rhodes are thrilled to announce a partnership with California brew master, Tavis Gustafson who has brewed an actual beer called Cren! This is real beer that people can actually drink! It’s Cren and it’s the nation’s #1 beer, perfect for every beer drinker in every situation.  Go ahead, grab an ice-cold Cren!

In honor of today’s Super Bowl we at Rhodes and Rose would like try and cash in on the fervor by re-posting our previous Super Bowl ad.

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose