Now You Know: Nocturnal and Amphibious plants
Stu Cranstence lays it on the line
Many people don’t know a damn thing about many things.  I’m here to clear up the misconceptions.
How  can you tell the difference between amphibious and nocturnal plants?:
If you know what the hell you’re doing it’s really quite simple. Â Amphibious or ‘ancient’ plants are so old that they were invented over a hundred years ago. Â Now, thanks to technological breakthroughs, we can use an instrument known as a magnifying glass to burn holes in the leaves. Â Amphibious plants, because of their remarkable age, have leaves that are easy to reach, even if I’m sitting down.
Nocturnal plants, or plants that are far away, are too hard to reach and so I don’t waste my time on them.
Now you know.
I’m Stu Cranstence