Ron Cranstence

I feel the need to answer some of  Stu Cranstence’s critics. He has received a large amount of negative press lately. Some “people” seem to have issues with the way Stu conducts his scientific expeditions. Maybe he doesn’t read a lot of “books”, maybe he isn’t spending all his time in a “research laboratory”, maybe he hasn’t been “published”, maybe his “findings” have been “questioned”. Stu doesn’t waste a lot of time on his expeditions “documenting” where he finds things, he doesn’t “toe the line” with the “status quo”. What he does is find findings and he finds good findings by using his “eyes” and his “ears” and looking where others thought there was “nothing but junk”. Who else has found twelve hundred pounds worth of  Mastodon remains (yet to be verified) that are on my back porch right now, nobody, that’ s who. So I tell his critics “just you wait, someday Stu Cranstence will find something interesting  and then how will you feel?”

I’m Ron Cranstence

In response to the staggeringly intense interest in Lorb Lorbson’s scat, he has released a sample and his adoring fans are eating it up! This little nugget includes insightful commentary by Lorb himself . This number is a scat version of “the Way We Were” which is on disc 6 of Lorb Lorbson’s “Big Box of Scat”. You too will be calling out for more scat after you see what Lorb has produced.

Meulah almost stumps Stu Cranstence with her tough question, but as usual Stu has an insightful answer.

Wow, what a performance! You can see why people get so excited about what Lorb Lorbson does with a beloved classic song. You will never be able to listen to that song in quite the same way after hearing this rendition. Thank you Ron Cranstence for saving this tape from destruction!

Feff has a great question for Stu Cranstence and Stu’s answer will surprise you. Stu’s depth of knowledge and insight never cease to amaze the world. Rhodes and Rose dot com would like to invite it’s loyal viewers to submit questions for Stu. All videos must be in a digital format ready for editing. Here’s your chance to pick the brain of a REAL expert. Wmv, mpeg-2, DV, or Avi’s will be accepted. Contact Owen@Rhodesandrose.com for further details on where to send those video questions.

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In this video you see Lorb Lorbson at his best, and if you listen carefully and watch in certain scenes you can actually see one of Lorb’s biggest fans really getting into the music and providing a spark of energy to the whole performance. People do tend to get pretty excited when they hear what Lorb does to a classic song. It’s great to see an artist and his audience communicate like this!

Coming this fall to the More Channel…. KELP. Here is the trailer for this fall’s “must see” show. KELP… watch if you dare!

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Stu Cranstence explains an ancient ritual

In recent years yogo has become very popular.  But most people don’t know a damn thing about it.

First of all, yogo is over a hundred years old. It was invented by the ancient Egyptians.  Back then, nobody spoke English.  They only spoke Chinese.  That’s why it’s called yogo.