Ron Cranstence

I feel the need to answer some of  Stu Cranstence’s critics. He has received a large amount of negative press lately. Some “people” seem to have issues with the way Stu conducts his scientific expeditions. Maybe he doesn’t read a lot of “books”, maybe he isn’t spending all his time in a “research laboratory”, maybe he hasn’t been “published”, maybe his “findings” have been “questioned”. Stu doesn’t waste a lot of time on his expeditions “documenting” where he finds things, he doesn’t “toe the line” with the “status quo”. What he does is find findings and he finds good findings by using his “eyes” and his “ears” and looking where others thought there was “nothing but junk”. Who else has found twelve hundred pounds worth of  Mastodon remains (yet to be verified) that are on my back porch right now, nobody, that’ s who. So I tell his critics “just you wait, someday Stu Cranstence will find something interesting  and then how will you feel?”

I’m Ron Cranstence

Meulah almost stumps Stu Cranstence with her tough question, but as usual Stu has an insightful answer.

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Stu Cranstence explains an ancient ritual

In recent years yogo has become very popular.  But most people don’t know a damn thing about it.

First of all, yogo is over a hundred years old. It was invented by the ancient Egyptians.  Back then, nobody spoke English.  They only spoke Chinese.  That’s why it’s called yogo.

An authority on Mountain Lions

How do mountain lions keep their beaks so sharp?

Now you know!

Stu Cranstence tells it like it is.

Why can’t women be scientists?

The reason that there has never been a woman scientist is a matter of practicality.  Can you imagine the constant nagging?  Day and night, night and day!  And what if there was a fire or an animal attack?  You can’t make much science when you have to keep saving all the women’s lives.  I know some women can learn things if we are willing to be patient and present our ideas in a simple form.  But this will inhibit the progress of science as it strives to free itself from the sheckles of domineering ogresses.  

Remember what I always say when studying vast scientific subjects like outer space; “The sky’s the limit!”

 Now you know.

Many people don’t  know a damn thing about many things.  I’m here to clear up the misconceptions.

In this episode you see Stu pitch a scientist into a raging campfire, accidentally of course. Mr.Cranstence does have some issues with scientists but we can assume that he didn’t mean to throw the scientist into the fire. You can clearly see that Stu is drunk when he pushes the scientist into the fire and should not be held accountable for his actions at the time. Stu was quoted as saying  “Hey, life is hard, deal with it.”

This video may explain why Stu Cranstence has so many issues about conferences. In the video shot earlier this year you can clearly hear the scientists, some female, actually laughing at Stu’s presentation. He attempts his “CW” seminar but something goes terribly wrong with his diagram and he bolts from the conference room with the laughter of the scientists ringing in his ears. Since then he has been very touchy on the subject of conferences, but has recently agreed to attend further conferences in the hopes of being taken seriously by the scientific community.