Stu on Yogo

Stu Cranstence explains an ancient ritual

Stu Cranstence explains an ancient ritual

In recent years yogo has become very popular.  But most people don’t know a damn thing about it.

First of all, yogo is over a hundred years old. It was invented by the ancient Egyptians.  Back then, nobody spoke English.  They only spoke Chinese.  That’s why it’s called yogo.

Questions about Yogo moves- “Why are they called jumping jacks?”
No one knows why they are called ‘jumping jacks’. Why do you think scientists are studying it in the first place?
“Why are women not allowed to be yogo instructors?”
Can you imagine if women were allowed to be yogo instructors. Nag! Nag! Nag! Day and night! Night and day!  That’s why there are no women yogo instructors.
Now you know.

August 19, 2009 · Filed under Stu Cranstence

3 Comments

  1. Ron Said,

    August 20, 2009 @ 7:32 pm

    Thank you Stu! You have answered some questions that I have been wondering about for a long time. And here I’ve been calling it Yoga all these years. Now I know!

  2. Kate Said,

    August 25, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

    Ok, Mr. Stu Cranstence,here are some extremely famous female yogons that probably even YOU have heard of:

    Swami Rami Dami

    Swami Shantaswarupananda

    Swami Gopi Mopi

    Swami Kryo Yogo

    Take that, you male chauvinist. Not a single one of those fine women ever nags.

  3. Thad Said,

    September 29, 2009 @ 8:43 pm

    I get such joy from “Now You Know by Stu Cranstence”. I laugh and laugh. They are great bits.