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Press release #3499

my findings, MY findings

Already a bestseller!!!

NailGun Promotions is proud to announce that Stu Cranstence’s book “my findings, MY findings” is already a #1 bestseller. NailGun Promotions has purchased 67 million copies of the book and will make them available for sale to the general public. That means it’s already a bestseller, that’s smart! There have been reports in the media that Stu has not actually finished or even started writing this book, this could not be more false.  Rootsin Toobers

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Stu relieves himself

Stu Cranstence, out in the field, doing the work, observing, making findings.  His trained eye picks out discoveries that everyone else has overlooked. Even while relieving himself, he takes the time to teach us about amphibious plants. Stu is willing to put in the time and make the observations, to find the surface findings within the perimeter. In this episode he lectures on the process of  how gravity makes the surfaces of rocks hard and mocks the idea of going beyond the perimeter to look for findings .

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Stu Cranstence finds an ancient reptile skin

What a find!. Stu finds the skin of an ancient reptile and teaches all of us about reptiles, their feathers and their beaks. Stu steps where no human has ever stepped before and we are all very impressed. He also finds plants that were invented by people over a hundred years ago! He makes an incredible trajectory finding! In an emotional moment, Stu reveals his feelings about not being appreciated by the status quo. This video shows Stu Cranstence in action doing what he does best, finding findings!

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Stu Cranstence makes findings on the way to the conference

Stu and his brother, Ron, drive to a much anticipated conference. This will be Stu’s first conference since the disasterous one in which female scientists laughed at him and his diagram didn’t turn out like he planned.  During this drive to the conference Stu enlightens any who would listen on unbelievable archeological phenomenon that are everywhere he looks.  Listen for the joy in his voice as he describes a powerful ancient king who has the queen executed in an elaborate ritual sacrifice.  Oh no! Stu has a problem!  What will he do to remedy the fact that he didn’t bring his findings to the conference?

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Stu Cranstence heads to another scientific conference


Ride along with Stu Cranstence as he makes his way to a scientific conference. On the way he points out some things like how certain natural formations were formed and discovers clear evidence of ancient ceremonies performed by the ancient king in this area. He teaches  us about the dangerous mountain lion and it’s habits at certain times of the year.  Stu thinks he may have to stop on the way and get some more findings, because he wants to make sure that he impresses the scientists. The rest of the trip will be covered in a subsequent video.

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Stu Cranstence collects his findings

Here we see ole Stu at work in the field discovering his findings. He displays his unique discovering style in action. You can see him discover a remarkable double mushroom which Stu may have misidentified, but we haven’t catalogued it yet. Isn’t it something the way he makes all those dicoveries at the end of his expedition and loads them into the vehicle? You can also see how attached Stu is to his beer cooler. He likes to reassure himself by patting it and regularly checking it’s contents to make sure he is well stocked. How remarkable to find those ancient rocks in a circular configuration! The ancient pottery he found is amazing! Why doesn’t Stu get the credit that he deserves for making such great discoveries?

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