Here is the complete collection of  our drug ads with added material from the law offices of Ernst, Ernst, Ernst & Ernst. We send this out as a gift this holiday season to the loyal fans of Rhodes and Rose. Gather your entire family, aunts, uncles, great great grandparents, infants, fathers, brother-in-laws, step-sisters, significant others, neighbors,  and everyone else around your computer screen and watch uninterrupted as the saga of  “the guy with all the side effects” unfolds.  You can hear ‘The Litany’ expand with each new ad, and see how the side effects refer back to each other in ever increasing feedback loops. Is this the funniest collection of videos ever produced as everyone says? You be the judge.

Dr.  Alan Rose, a plant molecular biologist poses a tricky technical question for Stu concerning yeast pathways, but once again Stu comes out on top. Stu Cranstence shows the depth of his scientific and real-world knowledge as he handles this tough question about genetic expression in plants. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool old Stu Cranstence.

Contact the law offices of Ernst Ernst Ernst & Ernst. They will help you get financial compensation for the horrible side effects you may have experienced from Stryreechlinstral.

Old Pappy has an urgent question for Stu Cranstence.  Stu draws on his vast experience to answer this tricky medical question.

In this compelling video Steg Prongsten, world class athlete,  battles some angry kelp. Steg feels it is critical that he change his underwear frequently during his workouts because of the intense nature of his exercise regimen. After Steg is viciously bitten by a particularly cranky strand of kelp, the Professor digs the stinger out with his old pliers(with help from a curious wasp). Compelling footage to be sure. The battle cry of the killer kelp will send a chill down(or up) your spine.

Stu Cranstence instructs the general public on the wonders of fast growing mushrooms. He drops off some fresh specimens at his brother Ron’s house. Stu also instructs us all about Mountain Lions and their sharpened beaks.

Stu Cranstence inspires the world’s scientists and inventors when he makes the bold prediction that “some day man will harness the power of the wind“. His brother Ron will have to do some laundry for Stu after the expedition because the wind was really kicking up.

This photo montage by Owen Rose may be the greatest band photo ever produced. The band is the infamous Philadelphia area high school band “Eraserhead”. Eraserhead was a legendary and influential band in it’s time. You can now enjoy this image on a throw pillow in the comfort of your own home. Please follow the link to the Rhodes and Rose Store to see all the wonderful selections.

Ron invites a scientist over to verify Stu’s findings. Stu somehow manages to miss the scientist, but the good news is that the scientist verifies that Stu’s ancient pottery is indeed “droppings”, a major vindication of  Stu’s Findings.

The Outdoor’s Ultimate Enthusiast, Steve Climber gets the blood pumping in this music/workout video. Go Steve!