Lorb Lorbson has come up with a song that appeals to all demographic groups and regions. That’s why the whole world loves this song. There is something for everyone! In a not desperate move to improve his career, Lorb Lorbson has crafted this catchy tune that everyone everywhere can listen to.
This new drug from Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals will take care of one of the many side effects created by your taking the drug Panacea. Thanks Juggernaut!
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Catch the Whipsnake!…..if you can.
The new Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition has caused such an intense buying frenzy that the good people at Archwood have had their website crash 3 times and numerous shoppers have been injured in the throngs of people trying to get into the showrooms of Archwood outlets nationwide. This product is selling so fast that the poor impoverished people that construct this monumental backpack in overseas sweatshops have been asked to pull triple shifts with no extra pay or bathroom breaks. Don’t get left behind!
The good people at Archwood are proud to announce the release of this limited edition t-shirt featuring Steve Climber and the incredible Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000. All hikers, backpackers, climbers, the elderly, and all persons over the age of 3 will want to have this t-shirt.
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This is a teaser screen shot from an upcoming ad for the latest version of the Flextrek 37 Trillion. You can see the legendary Steve Climber is giving this monumental backpack a workout. Steve is of course wearing the French Wedge, but this is a new and improved model to be unveiled in the upcoming ad. If you hike, climb, or backpack, you’d have to be insane not to want this backpack.
Fergus, a band from Topanga California, has created a song and a video that is like no other. The video features Steve Climber sporting the Flextrek 37 Trillion. The music and the visuals combine to create a music video experience you will never forget.
Come on down tonight if you are in California! The video will also be premiered here on Rhodes and Rose later tonight!
Stu Cranstence always starts his day off with a hearty breakfast
Noted expert Stu Cranstence examines some kind of creature that he pulled out of his eye on a recent expedition. The creature looks fairly large and aggressive. Mr. Cranstence seems concerned about this finding.
