Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised
Stu Cranstence teaches the public about “Areas” and his “Findings” while bravely battling the side effects of various Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products.
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Bill Said,
March 14, 2010 @ 7:17 pm
Oh my. That’s exactly how my p*nis looks. I’m going to contact Juggernaut.
Hannah Said,
March 14, 2010 @ 7:55 pm
Using “observification”, I see it is crotch coral.
Chut Spevis Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 3:42 pm
I think it’s probably crotch coral. The only other thing I think it might be is the foul smelling cauliflower shaped growths on his anus and face migrated to his penis. I wish i could get a look at his scrotum(s). That would tell me a lot. I guess it could be a new condition. That would be kind of cool.
At least the weak stream is no longer a problem and neither is the micro penis for that matter.
Thanks Juggernaut.
Stu Cranstence Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 4:15 pm
Why are you people not paying attention to WHAT I’M SAYING? You seem to be paying more attention to things other than scientific findings. MY findings? Do BONE STICKS and ANCIENT POTTERY interest you less than some incidental details of my anatomy? What about MASTODONS, STALACTITES, STALAGMITES and METEORITES?!?!
And for your information, Chut Spevis, my scrotums are almost totally normal right now.
Bill Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 4:15 pm
He said it’s foul smelling, so I’m going to go with the cauliflower shaped growths. Maybe, because he’s swilling beer and popping Pandemical like it’s candy, he has created a new condition unknown to Juggernaut
Lorb Lorbson Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 6:31 pm
Looks like crotch coral to me. All i can say is, DON”T use Poisantin on that thing. I made that mistake and you don’t want see what it did to me. Suggestion; Ask your doctor about Myskleetra.
Rootsin Toobers Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 7:14 pm
The only real problem with CROTCH CORAL (if it is indeed CROTCH CORAL) or STRONG STREAM (that is DEFINITELY Strong Stream) is that they could be an indication of a more serious condition. I’m going to agree with Lorb Lorbson and suggest you ask your doctor about Myskleetra AND Skinflairtrinsol. And while you’re at it, Stu, ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sexual activity.
Stu Cranstence Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 7:22 pm
Will you people stop talking about all this irrelevance! What about AREAS? What about famous archeologists who are almost killed by giant, rolling boulders? What about features of the environment? I could go on and on and on! I hope people will stay on topic when they call into my upcoming radio show!
Bill Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 7:43 pm
Stu, the only one of your “Areas” anyone gives a crap about is the area with the nasty yellow growths popping out all over it. Do they itch? What do they smell like? Are you picking at them? The public needs to know.
Hannah Said,
March 15, 2010 @ 8:35 pm
@Hannah
…and definitely, Strong Stream.
Old Pappy Said,
March 16, 2010 @ 5:57 pm
Old Pappy was sittin’on the “can” last night (as usual) tryin’to go–my prostrate is the size of a small apple. It’s very frustrating. That constant urge. No results. Running water don’t help. Tryin’ to relax waitin for nature to cooperate-no results.Lots of waiting…anyhow I brought this laptop w/ me and watched Stu’s prodigous water works video while I tried to go. Bingo!! I can’t believe it. Watching Stu brought semi-instant relief to Old Pappy, plus I learned about ancient sticks. Thanks Stu!!
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