Stu and the “Missing Link”

Stu Cranstence: soon to make another major discovery?

When will scientists find the MISSING LINK?

Scientists have been trying to find the MISSING LINK for over A HUNDRED YEARS.  It is very hard to find because it is made out of CAMOUFLAGE.  The scientist who finally finds the MISSING LINK will become very famous and people will stop ignoring him and will ask him to do an interview on a real T.V. show.  He will go to SCIENTIFIC CONFERENCES and no one will laugh at him. He will find the MISSING LINK inside the perimeter on his next expedition because then everyone will say he is the TOP SCIENTIST.

Now You Know!

January 16, 2010 · Filed under Stu Cranstence

4 Comments

  1. Myrtle Said,

    January 18, 2010 @ 11:57 am

    Hi, Stu

    I am missing some links so please let me know as soon as you find some! If you do indeed find them inside your perimeter, please be sure to wash them before sending them along.

  2. Stu Cranstence Said,

    January 18, 2010 @ 7:21 pm

    Myrtle,
    You obviously don’t know much about the MISSING LINK. When I find the missing link I will not send it to you because it is worth over a million dollars! That’s a million with an ‘M’.

  3. Kate Said,

    January 21, 2010 @ 1:37 pm

    Uh-oh! I ate some links for breakfast just this morning. They were waaaaaay at the bottom of my freezer and might have been lost for years. Do you think that . . . we . . . ATE . . . the missing links?

  4. Kate Said,

    January 23, 2010 @ 5:25 pm

    ooooh, sorry! They were sausage links. Never mind.