Contact the law offices of Ernst Ernst Ernst & Ernst. They will help you get financial compensation for the horrible side effects you may have experienced from Stryreechlinstral.

It has come to the attention  of the good people at Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals that there may be some confusion regarding two of our ground breaking medications. We regret this confusion.  Some helpful people have pointed out the similarity of the names and package designs of  both of these medications. We regret this similarity. DO NOT confuse these two medications as they have drastically different reactions when combined with other Juggernaut medications. DO NOT take these two medications simultaneously as this may cause an unsafe drop in brain activity. Study both of these packages carefully so that you will not accidentally take the wrong medication.

Thank you,

Rootsin Toobers, head of marketing for Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals.

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce the newest member of the Juggernaut family during the Super Bowl: Panacea. This next generation in medication is just what the doctor ordered. Panacea is what the public wants and needs in these trying times.

Thanks Juggernaut!

Since the initial release of the drug Pandemical to the general public  several new side effects have been reported. The FDA has ordered Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals to release a new commercial which includes all of the newly identified side effects of the drug. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals has complied with this request under the letter of the law and this commercial is the result. Thank you, Rootsin Toobers

Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

Thanks Juggernaut! The good people at Juggernaut have just released Poisantin to the general public. They rushed Poisantin through the testing process so that they could meet the publics growing demand for new and interesting medications. Rootsin Toobers has done it again and come up with a winner of an ad campaign for a new wonder drug to treat those pesky side effects from Lethalis.

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Finally the Stryreechlinstral t-shirts have arrived! Be the first person on your block to own this piece of history!! Just click on the image of the front of the t-shirt above and it will take you to the Rhodesandrose store where all your dreams can come true.

In response to the overwhelming demand for a drug to counteract the effects of Stryreechlinstral, Juggernaut has released Lethalis! Thanks to Rootsin Toobers of NailGun Promotions for coming up with the name of the drug and the ad campaign! Rootsin has received negative feedback for some of his choices for drug names in the past, but this one is a winner for sure!

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

The heart of a wolf. This is an ad for Wolfheart cologne produced by Rootsin Toobers, CEO of  NailGun Promotions. Wolfheart was Rootsin’s brainchild and was manufactured in collaboration with Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals. NailGun spent millions on promoting this cologne for men, but mysteriously it never caught on. Some people claimed that it was because of the unusual odor of the cologne itself, said to smell like a wet dog. Others laid blame for the failure at Rootsin Toobers’  feet claiming his ad campaign was ill conceived.