This is an excerpt from Steve Climbers public TV show. In this episode you can see Steve hard at work making his rounds checking on the environment to make sure everything is running smoothly. He takes notes in his little notebook so that he remembers to revisit trouble spots, like that rock high up on the cliff that he has been worried about. We’ve edited out the long lecture on non-flowering shrubs to help move it along.

What a find!. Stu finds the skin of an ancient reptile and teaches all of us about reptiles, their feathers and their beaks. Stu steps where no human has ever stepped before and we are all very impressed. He also finds plants that were invented by people over a hundred years ago! He makes an incredible trajectory finding! In an emotional moment, Stu reveals his feelings about not being appreciated by the status quo. This video shows Stu Cranstence in action doing what he does best, finding findings!

Media Press Release #2375

Noel Rhodes was thronged while on a media tour of Bryn Athyn Pa. this weekend. He reports being approached by “several”  people, some of whom were not immediate relatives. He heard many positive comments about rhodesandrose.com, some unsolicited. Some comments he heard,”pretty funny”, “I got quite a chuckle” and “who is that other guy?”  The chain of events that will inevitably lead to rhodesandrose.com becoming a media empire are clearly under way.

Noel Rhodes

Industry insiders report tension at a meeting between Steve Climber, world renowned naturalist, and Rootsin Toobers, CEO and head of marketing at NailGun Promotions who produced this ad. Steve, who is also known as “Marathon” Climber, has a reputation for delivering long public lectures that have been described as “thorough” and “a bit dry”. He reportedly expressed discomfort  at the tone of the Flextrek 37 Trillion AUGMENTEON ad. Rootsin responded with a stream of profanity and verbal abuse and reminded Steve that he was under a lifetime contract to NailGun Promotions. Rootsin was heard repeatedly saying  “listen Climber, get with the program!” Steve reportedly left the meeting in tears.

Jake the Good Guy

The men are here! Now available, the male conjugial partners. These men were created by Owen Rose as he sat in various classes at the Academy of the New Church in Bryn Athyn Pa. in the early eighties. You will find a collection of men who may be your soul mate, your perfect partner in this life and the life to come in the next world to infinity. What would you think if you found out that one of these men turned out to be the ONE person who you were meant to be with for all eternity? What a thrill!! Act now and get a throw pillow with Jake’s beautiful face on it so that you can look at it and wonder if he may be the ONE for you! Click on the link to the Rhodes and Rose Store to explore the possibilities.

The heart of a wolf. This is an ad for Wolfheart cologne produced by Rootsin Toobers, CEO of  NailGun Promotions. Wolfheart was Rootsin’s brainchild and was manufactured in collaboration with Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals. NailGun spent millions on promoting this cologne for men, but mysteriously it never caught on. Some people claimed that it was because of the unusual odor of the cologne itself, said to smell like a wet dog. Others laid blame for the failure at Rootsin Toobers’  feet claiming his ad campaign was ill conceived.