The Ads – Rhodes and Rose https://rhodesandrose.com Mon, 17 Aug 2020 00:13:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 Doctorodub plays some clips and invites people to our Patreon page https://rhodesandrose.com/2020/08/16/doctorodub-plays-some-clips-and-invites-people-to-our-patreon-page/ Mon, 17 Aug 2020 00:13:29 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=1016

Our video output has been pathetic lately, mostly because I’ve been spending too much time painting the baseboards behind people’s toilets. We have started a Patreon page to let people encourage us to produce some more content on a regular basis. Please enjoy this little collection of clips, and if you feel inspired, head over to Patreon and see what you think.

Thanks,

Doctorodub

]]> The Rhodes and Rose Lifestyle Digest – our latest book is out now! https://rhodesandrose.com/2019/10/14/the-rhodes-and-rose-lifestyle-digest-our-latest-book-is-out-now/ Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:30:52 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=980 The cover of the Rhodes and Rose Lifestyle Digest

Rhodes and Rose are proud to announce the release of our latest book, The Rhodes and Rose Lifestyle Digest.

This 164-page book draws on Noel Rhodes’ work on his All Ad AM 100 audio series and presents print versions of many of our favorite YouTube videos like the Flextrek Whipsnake and Stryreechlinstral. This book, published by Hardy Perennial Press, is the perfect Christmas gift for that special person in your life. This volume brings together many of our satirical advertisements and binds them into a narrative that leads to an epic finish. There are over 200 photos and illustrations to entertain and delight readers. Please follow the link to Amazon.com and buy it today! Oh, and if you like it, please feel free to give us a review. Thanks.

“Owen and Noel have been making me laugh for decades. Their zany sense of humor is showcased brilliantly in their new Lifestyle Digest. Read it today.” 

                Lisa Oz, best-selling author of US: Transforming Ourselves and the Relationships That Matter Most.

]]> Rhodes and Rose Official Calendar https://rhodesandrose.com/2016/11/25/rhodes-and-rose-official-calendar/ Fri, 25 Nov 2016 15:07:16 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=950 Act now to get your official Rhodes and Rose 2017 Calendar! This is the perfect gift for your outdoor enthusiast, scat enthusiast, or findings enthusiast. Imagine spending a month with Stu Cranstence out in the field, or Steve Climber and the Whipsnake!! Click the Lulu link below to get started.

Calendar cover

Support independent publishing: Buy this calendar on Lulu.

]]> Cren will soon be drunk https://rhodesandrose.com/2014/04/27/cren-will-soon-be-drunk/ Sun, 27 Apr 2014 23:40:29 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=923 Cren beer

In 1984 Owen Rose and Noel Rhodes created Cren Beer. Though no actual beer was brewed, Rose and Rhodes declared Cren “America’s #1 beer.”  Cren was the perfect beer for everyone in every situation.
And now, 30 years later, Rose and Rhodes are thrilled to announce a partnership with California brew master, Tavis Gustafson who has brewed an actual beer called Cren! This is real beer that people can actually drink! It’s Cren and it’s the nation’s #1 beer, perfect for every beer drinker in every situation.  Go ahead, grab an ice-cold Cren!

]]> In honor of the Super Bowl https://rhodesandrose.com/2014/02/02/in-honor-of-the-super-bowl/ Sun, 02 Feb 2014 21:37:59 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=914
In honor of today’s Super Bowl we at Rhodes and Rose would like try and cash in on the fervor by re-posting our previous Super Bowl ad.

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Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

]]> Skinflairtrynsol is for Everyone https://rhodesandrose.com/2011/07/26/skinflairtrynsol-is-for-everyone/ https://rhodesandrose.com/2011/07/26/skinflairtrynsol-is-for-everyone/#comments Wed, 27 Jul 2011 03:11:01 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=824
Thanks again Juggernaut for thinking of everything! Skinflairtrynsol, the new wonder drug, will cure every ailment everyone has ever had. Try it with Myscleetra!

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Announcing Myscleetra, a miracle medication that will let you manage the side effects you are experiencing from Panacea. Don’t let the size and aggressiveness of the bird in your larynx get in the way of your dreams.

]]> https://rhodesandrose.com/2011/06/21/thanks-again-juggernaut/feed/ 1 How to cure a little problem https://rhodesandrose.com/2011/05/06/how-to-cure-a-little-problem/ Sat, 07 May 2011 02:08:52 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=782
This new drug from Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals will take care of one of the many side effects created by your taking the drug Panacea. Thanks Juggernaut!

]]> A Gift From Rhodes and Rose https://rhodesandrose.com/2010/12/23/a-gift-from-rhodes-and-rose/ https://rhodesandrose.com/2010/12/23/a-gift-from-rhodes-and-rose/#comments Thu, 23 Dec 2010 13:00:13 +0000 http://rhodesandrose.com/?p=695
Here is the complete collection of  our drug ads with added material from the law offices of Ernst, Ernst, Ernst & Ernst. We send this out as a gift this holiday season to the loyal fans of Rhodes and Rose. Gather your entire family, aunts, uncles, great great grandparents, infants, fathers, brother-in-laws, step-sisters, significant others, neighbors,  and everyone else around your computer screen and watch uninterrupted as the saga of  “the guy with all the side effects” unfolds.  You can hear ‘The Litany’ expand with each new ad, and see how the side effects refer back to each other in ever increasing feedback loops. Is this the funniest collection of videos ever produced as everyone says? You be the judge.

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