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Warning: May cause adverse reactions

August 14th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

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  1. Fran Blaesing
    May 5th, 2012 at 10:46 | #1

    After just a few short months of hourly injections of this amazing product my dream of a more colorful persona has been realized!!My hair is now white, face red, teeth yellow, legs blue, toes black, and there is a nice sprinkling of brown spots all over my body!! Bless you.

  2. Steve Screechnstall
    May 1st, 2010 at 20:36 | #2

    out of all the side effects i’m experiencing from Styreechlinstrol, the taste buds in my colon were the hardest to get used to. thank the lord for Lethalis! my Lethalis side effects are so severe, i hardly even taste my colon anymore! thank you for everything, Juggernaut! keep up the good work!

  3. October 13th, 2009 at 13:48 | #3

    I’ve actually used this to induce estrus in my sheep. Just mix a little in their feed and those ewes commence to bleatin’ and calling for them rams like nobody’s business.

  4. October 13th, 2009 at 09:06 | #4

    Even our dogs and cats are enjoying relief from it and I don’t even have a penis myself and it’s working well for me.

  5. Kym
    October 7th, 2009 at 23:34 | #5

    I finally got permission to stop nursing my child. At 59 years old this was a relief! Thanks Stryeechlinstral!

  6. michael
    September 28th, 2009 at 15:42 | #6

    Dear Juggernaut,
    the side effects I’ve been experiencing (only mild testicular gigantism and the occasional anus rib) are dwarfed by the incredible highs and lack of unease I’ve been experiencing on your wonderful drug. sometimes I look out into my back alley and even see green grass and bunnies hopping where once there was just trash and dirt! nothing vague or negative about that! miracles do happen! keep up the good work!

    p.s. I’ve introduced some of the members of my megachurch to Stryeechlinstral and everyone seems to love it too. even our pastor mentioned it during vespers!

  7. Boxbert
    September 12th, 2009 at 21:44 | #7

    Are there ANY contraindications for coincident use of testocural ? Should I be worried about intrasinactic palpitations?

  8. Ron
    September 1st, 2009 at 19:00 | #8

    I did finally get it uncoiled, but my, what an experience! My wife didn’t know what to think!

  9. Rootsin Toobers
    August 19th, 2009 at 21:10 | #9

    Rapid snap coiling(R.S.C.) only occurs in some patients who use Stryreechlenstrall. R.S.C. is not that painful when compared to other side effects of Stryreechlinstrall. It’s the rapidness of the coiling that seems to cause many patients to have unsettling feelings (sometimes called suicidal urges). But, as Ron so wisely points out, Juggernaut Pharmaceutical offers MANY products to help those who expeience R.S.C..
    Rootsin Toobers
    Juggernaut Pharmacuetical

  10. Ron
    August 15th, 2009 at 15:55 | #10

    Luckily Juggernaut sells another drug that uncoils it.

  11. Ron
    August 15th, 2009 at 14:40 | #11

    I had that rapid snap coiling and let me tell you, that’s quite an experience. But it was worth it. Thanks Juggernaut!

  12. Old Pappy
    August 15th, 2009 at 13:14 | #12

    Well boys let me tell you: I met this ol’ gal out on Route 9—bought her 2 drinks & she was my gal. We went to my place& was getting ready to play “checkers” if you get my meaning, when suddenly I thought “what if my kids could see me now.”? I was having unease in my mind. It was kind of vague but maybe more so (I’d been drinking). I didn’t have no Styreechlinstral so I drank more.We finished the “match” as best I could. I think I’ll use it in the future if it’s available in the Mexican pharmacies. I don’t want no Butcher’s hat in my anus though.

  13. August 15th, 2009 at 09:58 | #13

    Dear Juggernaut,

    I had all of the negative symptoms mentioned in this video and then some. Even so, I continue to take Stryeechlinstral because the good outweighs the bad (horrendous in this case). Although I’m essentially incapacitated I’m happy now.

    Thank you so much,

  14. August 14th, 2009 at 21:55 | #14

    F’ing amazing!!!

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