Comments on: Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised

By: Old Pappy

Old Pappy — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:57:23 +0000

Old Pappy was sittin’on the “can” last night (as usual) tryin’to go–my prostrate is the size of a small apple. It’s very frustrating. That constant urge. No results. Running water don’t help. Tryin’ to relax waitin for nature to cooperate-no results.Lots of waiting…anyhow I brought this laptop w/ me and watched Stu’s prodigous water works video while I tried to go. Bingo!! I can’t believe it. Watching Stu brought semi-instant relief to Old Pappy, plus I learned about ancient sticks. Thanks Stu!!
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By: Hannah

Hannah — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:35:41 +0000

@Hannah ...and definitely, Strong Stream.

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:43:37 +0000

Stu, the only one of your “Areas” anyone gives a crap about is the area with the nasty yellow growths popping out all over it. Do they itch? What do they smell like? Are you picking at them? The public needs to know.

By: Stu Cranstence

Stu Cranstence — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:22:52 +0000

Will you people stop talking about all this irrelevance! What about AREAS? What about famous archeologists who are almost killed by giant, rolling boulders? What about features of the environment? I could go on and on and on! I hope people will stay on topic when they call into my upcoming radio show!

By: Rootsin Toobers

Rootsin Toobers — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:14:48 +0000

The only real problem with CROTCH CORAL (if it is indeed CROTCH CORAL) or STRONG STREAM (that is DEFINITELY Strong Stream) is that they could be an indication of a more serious condition. I’m going to agree with Lorb Lorbson and suggest you ask your doctor about Myskleetra AND Skinflairtrinsol. And while you’re at it, Stu, ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sexual activity.

By: Lorb Lorbson

Lorb Lorbson — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:31:42 +0000

Looks like crotch coral to me. All i can say is, DON”T use Poisantin on that thing. I made that mistake and you don’t want see what it did to me. Suggestion; Ask your doctor about Myskleetra.

By: Bill

Bill — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:15:12 +0000

He said it’s foul smelling, so I’m going to go with the cauliflower shaped growths. Maybe, because he’s swilling beer and popping Pandemical like it’s candy, he has created a new condition unknown to Juggernaut

By: Stu Cranstence

Stu Cranstence — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:15:04 +0000

Why are you people not paying attention to WHAT I’M SAYING? You seem to be paying more attention to things other than scientific findings. MY findings? Do BONE STICKS and ANCIENT POTTERY interest you less than some incidental details of my anatomy? What about MASTODONS, STALACTITES, STALAGMITES and METEORITES?!?!
And for your information, Chut Spevis, my scrotums are almost totally normal right now.

By: Chut Spevis

Chut Spevis — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:42:52 +0000

I think it’s probably crotch coral. The only other thing I think it might be is the foul smelling cauliflower shaped growths on his anus and face migrated to his penis. I wish i could get a look at his scrotum(s). That would tell me a lot. I guess it could be a new condition. That would be kind of cool.
At least the weak stream is no longer a problem and neither is the micro penis for that matter.
Thanks Juggernaut.

By: Hannah

Hannah — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:55:14 +0000

Using “observification”, I see it is crotch coral.