Comments on: Juggernaut releases Lethalis

By: Darren Rhodes

Darren Rhodes — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:21:17 +0000

I spoke with Jonathan Rose, who is an expert on the Latin language. He said Lethal, Lethalis, Neuter is actually a latin word that means ‘lethal.’ I looked up the word ‘lethal’ in the english dictionary which defines it:

sufficient to cause death â€¢ harmful or destructive.

That’s an accurate description of what I’ve been going through ever since I started taking this drug. This worries me. What I can’t figure out is why it doesn’t worry my doctors at all. When I spoke to Rootsin Toobers on the Health in Hell Hotline he was a bit dismissive (as in he hung up on me immediately).

By: Rootsin Toobers

Rootsin Toobers — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:55:58 +0000

@Old Pappy Thank you Old Pappy for your interest in our great product. I would strongly urge you to threaten to sue your doctor if he or she doesn't prescribe Lathalis to you in the highest possible dose.

By: Old Pappy

Old Pappy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:49:39 +0000

Well boys, I went to my doctor for some of that Lethalis. I’ve got problems in my low spot. The doc examined me and I explained I can’t even find it some days. If it’s cold “he” kind of retreats into a little cave in my groin. I thought it was RSC although it wasn’t too rapid. Anyhow the doc dismissed my request for the perscription!! I’m so mad. He said I had “old man pecker” and Lethalis was for young men. I’m going to get me a new doc and get some. I want a trial sample.

By: Derek

Derek — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:18:11 +0000

As a Physician Assistant, I have already written over 100 prescriptions for Lethalis. Why? Because it’s a great product! Thanks Juggernaut. Oh, and thanks for the 18 holes of golf, the lobster dinner and the case of Merlot.

By: Rootsin Toobers

Rootsin Toobers — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:24:46 +0000

Thad,
That’s called, “being smart”. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals depends on customers, or ‘Partners in Healing’, like you, to reach our goal of creating a new world and reinventing life. Although Lethalis will not stop that cold of yours, it will serve as a gateway into a universe of therapies that will allow you to reach your dreams. and helping people reach their dreams is what we do everyday.
Rootsin Toobers
Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals
Head of Marketing

By: Thad

Thad — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:07:05 +0000

I have started takeing Lethlis when I feel a cold coming on. It doesn’t help with the cold, but it makes me feel better for having taken something.

By: Bill

Bill — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:29:31 +0000

I took one dose of Stryreechlinstral and within 5 minutes the old boy had rolled up like one of those New Years Eve party favors. Thankfully Juggernaut came out with Lethalis. I’m hoping I’m in the percentage of patients that respond to Lethalis.

By: Kate

Kate — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:32:10 +0000

My cousin suffered from this terrible, terrible disease. Most people laugh at it, but this horrible disease was a nightmare. His wife finally divorced him, and he is now living on the beach painting old window panes and throwing sticks at the ocean.

By: jason smith

jason smith — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:03:45 +0000

I wish Lethalis wasn’t so damned expensive. Stryreechlinstral is already costing me my arms and legs, literally.