Comments on: Kelp attack caught on camera

By: steve

steve — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 23:20:41 +0000

this is fake, i own one

By: Steg Prongsten

Steg Prongsten — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 23:18:58 +0000

Loma,
That’s not a wire. It’s the venom from the kelp squirting on my hand. If you think it’s fake, I dare you to go to that beach alone. Oh, and by the way, the Queen of the kelp recently laid her eggs! Now who’s faking it.

By: Owen

Owen — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:28:58 +0000

@Loma I am amazed at your keen observation of these photos. Perhaps your keen eye could also have picked up the fact that this is a comedy website.

By: Loma

Loma — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 01:08:41 +0000

its fake…
check his other hand… theres a wire there pulling that thing.

By: michael

michael — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:54:30 +0000

I think killer kelp deserves a full mockumentary I mean documentary. let’s call ken burns!

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:44:56 +0000

I checked it out on Snopes.com. This is true!

By: Stu Cranstence

Stu Cranstence — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:20:40 +0000

I’m not surprised at all by this attack. No one else noticed that this particular kelp is an albino, the most dangerous off all kelp because they have no soul. I noticed. MY finding.

By: Old Pappy

Old Pappy — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:30:42 +0000

When we hit the beaches on Guadalcanal that kelp was deadly!! Many a man was mangled before he could even fire a bullet. The worst thing was to be dumped off in a kelp nursery–mother bears ain’t got nothing on enraged mother kelp. A useful tactic was to throw a concussion grenade in the water before you went in yourself. Sometimes there were just too many and you got nipped.

By: Ron

Ron — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:58:50 +0000

What is Steg wearing? Is that made by the same people that made the French Wedge?

By: Ron

Ron — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:02:12 +0000

Be careful! That thing looks dangerous.