Comments on: Flextrek 37 Trillion

By: Rhodes and Rose » Catch the Whipsnake

Rhodes and Rose » Catch the Whipsnake — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 01:15:13 +0000

[…] new Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition has caused such an intense buying frenzy that the good people at Archwood have […]

By: Ron

Ron — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:13:15 +0000

I did experience severe back pain as a result of wearing the Flextrek 37 Trillion on an arduous climb up Mt.Ranier. Luckily I had some Stryreechlinstral in my pack, after taking a couple of those I was feeling no pain. Thanks Juggernaut!

By: Rootsin Toobers

Rootsin Toobers — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:08:35 +0000

@michael
To Michael,
First, the good people at Archwood want to thank you for purchasing the Flextrek 37 Trillion. As for your comments, all of them are wrong. Any “problems” you claim to have experienced are entirely unrelated to the Flextrek 37 trillion and it’s design. Your mental competence is very much in question, based on what you have written, and this is why you “almost died”. People such as you are a danger to themselves and others on the trail. The lawyers of the legions of outdoor enthusiasts whom you have traumatized will be glad to hear from your little group of “several” lawyers.
Rootsin Toobers
Archwood Head of Marketing

By: michael

michael — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:51:20 +0000

THIS PACK is DAngerouS! I “wore” this “pack” on an excursion last weekend and it chafed the insides of my legs extensively! you guys need to go back to the drawing board and design a pack that gets the job done! I’ve contacted several lawyers to review my case (against you!) and you’ll be hearing fromus soon! jeez. and I almost forgot, yes. I did almost died [sic] of thirst because the waterbottle was always JUST OUT of MY REACH! Dangerous! I call it