Posts Tagged ‘video’

Catch the Whipsnake

April 23rd, 2011 6 comments

Catch the Whipsnake!…..if you can.

The new Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition has caused such an intense buying frenzy that the good people at Archwood have had their website crash 3 times and numerous shoppers have been injured in the throngs of people trying to get into the showrooms of  Archwood outlets nationwide. This product is selling so fast that the poor impoverished people that construct this monumental backpack  in overseas sweatshops have been asked to pull triple shifts with no extra pay or bathroom breaks. Don’t get left behind!

Stu outfoxes a PhD

December 5th, 2010 4 comments

Dr.  Alan Rose, a plant molecular biologist poses a tricky technical question for Stu concerning yeast pathways, but once again Stu comes out on top. Stu Cranstence shows the depth of his scientific and real-world knowledge as he handles this tough question about genetic expression in plants. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool old Stu Cranstence.

Stu Cranstence makes findings on the way to the conference

May 28th, 2009 1 comment

Stu and his brother, Ron, drive to a much anticipated conference. This will be Stu’s first conference since the disasterous one in which female scientists laughed at him and his diagram didn’t turn out like he planned.  During this drive to the conference Stu enlightens any who would listen on unbelievable archeological phenomenon that are everywhere he looks.  Listen for the joy in his voice as he describes a powerful ancient king who has the queen executed in an elaborate ritual sacrifice.  Oh no! Stu has a problem!  What will he do to remedy the fact that he didn’t bring his findings to the conference?

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Lorb Lorbson sings “Rain Stain” at the legendary Cherinpintera

May 24th, 2009 6 comments

Any performance by the one and only Lorb Lorbson is a treasure, and here is one that is a gem of rare beauty!  Thought to be lost or intentionally destroyed, this video was found by Ron Cranstence, who was there that magical evening at the legendary Cheripintera so many years ago.  If you have a pair of head phones, try listening carefully for Lorb’s  flawless pitch and articulation.  With care its also possible to actually hear the  maitrde’s announcements which leaked onto the audio portion of the tape.  Also, you may be able to spot Ron Cranstence who was working as the sound man that night.  Lorb loved performing  at the Chairpintera.  He would have one of the famous Cheripintera spinach salads and then take over the stage!  Enjoy!



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Stu Cranstence heads to another scientific conference

May 23rd, 2009 2 comments

Ride along with Stu Cranstence as he makes his way to a scientific conference. On the way he points out some things like how certain natural formations were formed and discovers clear evidence of ancient ceremonies performed by the ancient king in this area. He teaches  us about the dangerous mountain lion and it’s habits at certain times of the year.  Stu thinks he may have to stop on the way and get some more findings, because he wants to make sure that he impresses the scientists. The rest of the trip will be covered in a subsequent video.