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Rhodes and Rose Episode #2

May 5th, 2017 No comments


This episode starts off with Augmenteon, one of our finest efforts. So many good lines. Mother nature never stood a chance.
Next up is an ad for Pandemical filmed in the Mojave desert. The side effect where the intestines are re-routed caused some alarm among users. Next Stu Cranstence settles in for another expedition to collect amazing findings. He is interrupted by those pesky Giant Eye Maggots which seem pretty aggressive still, maybe he should up the dose. He also demonstrates the proper selection of pointer sticks for any novices. Next Hundus and Furundus will help you melt the fat away with their unique exercise regimen. Flextrek’s Gravitrex Edition raises eyebrows in an ad featuring the anti-gravity properties of the backpack. Next up, the beloved Lorb Lorbson sings his heart out trying to be heard over the maitre’d. Ron Cranstence appears as the helpful sound man, wrapping cables on stage during the performance. Through it all, Lorb shows his usual composure. Wolfheart Cologne has a sexy ad describing this ancient new scent.
Old Pappy then has a question for Stu Cranstence that he can really sink his teeth into. Stu’s answer shows his deep knowledge of Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products and how they all interact with each other, and which one has the best track record. Then comes the theme song for The Steve Climber Show. This rousing anthem builds and builds to an apocalyptic crescendo that will leave the viewer breathless. Steve Climber is such a stud. He’s a real hero for the ages and beloved by all. The episode closes with an ad for Myscleetra, a product that will help control the size and aggressiveness of that larynx bird of yours. It’s so good to see the doctor get so involved in the patient’s life. I am curious about that project they have planned. It looks intriguing.

Please enjoy this Rhodes and Rose playlist

April 29th, 2017 No comments

There’s a little Lorb Lorbson, Flextrek, Panacea and even Steg Prongsten in this playlist. Just hit play to enjoy this collection of Rhodes and Rose Classics.
First Lorb Lorbson encounters John, the sound man. He’s a sound man. I’m impressed with Steg Prongsten’s fitness and his commitment to changing his underwear frequently. The good people at Flextrek show you just how easy it is to adjust their monumental backpack. The good people from Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals have a message for people about how to deal with the jaggedness of their crotch coral which is caused by…I’ll skip the litany. Stu Cranstence gives a really good lecture on the beach. Also in there is the original French Wedge ad which later made an appearance in the Flextrek Whipsnake video. Lorb then gets a chance to impress Mr. Big at the Cheripintera and really makes an impression.

Rhodes and Rose Official Calendar

November 25th, 2016 No comments

Act now to get your official Rhodes and Rose 2017 Calendar! This is the perfect gift for your outdoor enthusiast, scat enthusiast, or findings enthusiast. Imagine spending a month with Stu Cranstence out in the field, or Steve Climber and the Whipsnake!! Click the Lulu link below to get started.

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In honor of the Super Bowl

February 2nd, 2014 1 comment


In honor of today’s Super Bowl we at Rhodes and Rose would like try and cash in on the fervor by re-posting our previous Super Bowl ad.

RSC makes it on broadcast television

July 17th, 2013 4 comments

This poorly produced video is the only proof in existence at this time that Rhodes and Rose were indeed featured on the Dr.Oz show on July 15th, 2013. We hope to get a link to the official broadcast version at some time in the future. In the meantime, enjoy this hand-held version. Ignore the sound of the puppy and my occasional snort of laughter. This is the first time in history that the words, “Rapid Snap Coiling of the Penis” have been spoken on broadcast television. Let’s hope it isn’t the last.

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Rhodes and Rose on the Dr.Oz Show

July 16th, 2013 No comments

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

The Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt

April 5th, 2013 No comments

You have found the perfect t-shirt for everyone. Stryreechlinstral has changed so many lives–won’t you help spread the word?

Get your very own “Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt” and become part of the movement.

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The front of the T-shirt

Back of the shirt

The back of the shirt

 

Have you been injured by Stryreechlinstral?

November 21st, 2010 2 comments

Contact the law offices of Ernst Ernst Ernst & Ernst. They will help you get financial compensation for the horrible side effects you may have experienced from Stryreechlinstral.

A wake up call for Old Pappy

August 26th, 2010 4 comments


Old Pappy has an urgent question for Stu CranstenceStu draws on his vast experience to answer this tricky medical question.