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Juggernaut’s Super Bowl Ad

February 5th, 2010 5 comments


Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce the newest member of the Juggernaut family during the Super Bowl: Panacea. This next generation in medication is just what the doctor ordered. Panacea is what the public wants and needs in these trying times.

Pandemical linked to more side effects

December 28th, 2009 6 comments

Thanks Juggernaut!

Since the initial release of the drug Pandemical to the general public  several new side effects have been reported. The FDA has ordered Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals to release a new commercial which includes all of the newly identified side effects of the drug. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals has complied with this request under the letter of the law and this commercial is the result. Thank you, Rootsin Toobers

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Treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots

November 20th, 2009 4 comments


Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

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Juggernaut releases Poisantin

November 10th, 2009 3 comments


Thanks Juggernaut! The good people at Juggernaut have just released Poisantin to the general public. They rushed Poisantin through the testing process so that they could meet the publics growing demand for new and interesting medications. Rootsin Toobers has done it again and come up with a winner of an ad campaign for a new wonder drug to treat those pesky side effects from Lethalis.

Juggernaut releases Lethalis

October 9th, 2009 9 comments

In response to the overwhelming demand for a drug to counteract the effects of Stryreechlinstral, Juggernaut has released Lethalis! Thanks to Rootsin Toobers of NailGun Promotions for coming up with the name of the drug and the ad campaign! Rootsin has received negative feedback for some of his choices for drug names in the past, but this one is a winner for sure!

Warning: May cause adverse reactions

August 14th, 2009 14 comments

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.¬† Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.