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In honor of the Super Bowl

February 2nd, 2014 1 comment


In honor of today’s Super Bowl we at Rhodes and Rose would like try and cash in on the fervor by re-posting our previous Super Bowl ad.

RSC makes it on broadcast television

July 17th, 2013 4 comments

This poorly produced video is the only proof in existence at this time that Rhodes and Rose were indeed featured on the Dr.Oz show on July 15th, 2013. We hope to get a link to the official broadcast version at some time in the future. In the meantime, enjoy this hand-held version. Ignore the sound of the puppy and my occasional snort of laughter. This is the first time in history that the words, “Rapid Snap Coiling of the Penis” have been spoken on broadcast television. Let’s hope it isn’t the last.

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Rhodes and Rose on the Dr.Oz Show

July 16th, 2013 No comments

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

The Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt

April 5th, 2013 No comments

You have found the perfect t-shirt for everyone. Stryreechlinstral has changed so many lives–won’t you help spread the word?

Get your very own “Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt” and become part of the movement.

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The front of the T-shirt

Back of the shirt

The back of the shirt

 

Skinflairtrynsol is for Everyone

July 26th, 2011 1 comment


Thanks again Juggernaut for thinking of everything! Skinflairtrynsol, the new wonder drug, will cure every ailment everyone has ever had. Try it with Myscleetra!

A Gift From Rhodes and Rose

December 23rd, 2010 9 comments


Here is the complete collection of  our drug ads with added material from the law offices of Ernst, Ernst, Ernst & Ernst. We send this out as a gift this holiday season to the loyal fans of Rhodes and Rose. Gather your entire family, aunts, uncles, great great grandparents, infants, fathers, brother-in-laws, step-sisters, significant others, neighbors,  and everyone else around your computer screen and watch uninterrupted as the saga of  “the guy with all the side effects” unfolds.  You can hear ‘The Litany’ expand with each new ad, and see how the side effects refer back to each other in ever increasing feedback loops. Is this the funniest collection of videos ever produced as everyone says? You be the judge.

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Have you been injured by Stryreechlinstral?

November 21st, 2010 2 comments

Contact the law offices of Ernst Ernst Ernst & Ernst. They will help you get financial compensation for the horrible side effects you may have experienced from Stryreechlinstral.

A wake up call for Old Pappy

August 26th, 2010 4 comments


Old Pappy has an urgent question for Stu CranstenceStu draws on his vast experience to answer this tricky medical question.

Please read all labels carefully

May 1st, 2010 2 comments

It has come to the attention  of the good people at Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals that there may be some confusion regarding two of our ground breaking medications. We regret this confusion.  Some helpful people have pointed out the similarity of the names and package designs of  both of these medications. We regret this similarity. DO NOT confuse these two medications as they have drastically different reactions when combined with other Juggernaut medications. DO NOT take these two medications simultaneously as this may cause an unsafe drop in brain activity. Study both of these packages carefully so that you will not accidentally take the wrong medication.

Thank you,

Rootsin Toobers, head of marketing for Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals.

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Stu clears up some confusion

April 9th, 2010 2 comments

Stu Cranstence clears up some of the confusion surrounding his findings of Bone Sticks.

Stu answers a question about the role of women

March 26th, 2010 2 comments


Stu Cranstence has a hopeful message for women scientists.

Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised

March 14th, 2010 11 comments

Stu Cranstence teaches the public about “Areas” and his “Findings” while bravely battling the side effects of various Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products.