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Rhodes and Rose Episode #2

May 5th, 2017 No comments


This episode starts off with Augmenteon, one of our finest efforts. So many good lines. Mother nature never stood a chance.
Next up is an ad for Pandemical filmed in the Mojave desert. The side effect where the intestines are re-routed caused some alarm among users. Next Stu Cranstence settles in for another expedition to collect amazing findings. He is interrupted by those pesky Giant Eye Maggots which seem pretty aggressive still, maybe he should up the dose. He also demonstrates the proper selection of pointer sticks for any novices. Next Hundus and Furundus will help you melt the fat away with their unique exercise regimen. Flextrek’s Gravitrex Edition raises eyebrows in an ad featuring the anti-gravity properties of the backpack. Next up, the beloved Lorb Lorbson sings his heart out trying to be heard over the maitre’d. Ron Cranstence appears as the helpful sound man, wrapping cables on stage during the performance. Through it all, Lorb shows his usual composure. Wolfheart Cologne has a sexy ad describing this ancient new scent.
Old Pappy then has a question for Stu Cranstence that he can really sink his teeth into. Stu’s answer shows his deep knowledge of Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products and how they all interact with each other, and which one has the best track record. Then comes the theme song for The Steve Climber Show. This rousing anthem builds and builds to an apocalyptic crescendo that will leave the viewer breathless. Steve Climber is such a stud. He’s a real hero for the ages and beloved by all. The episode closes with an ad for Myscleetra, a product that will help control the size and aggressiveness of that larynx bird of yours. It’s so good to see the doctor get so involved in the patient’s life. I am curious about that project they have planned. It looks intriguing.

New Flextrek Whipsnake T-Shirt

June 26th, 2015 No comments

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Rhodesandrose are proud to announce that the new official Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake T-Shirt is available here at a very reasonable price.

Stu on Mastodon Eggs

April 3rd, 2012 2 comments


Stu Cranstence answers a question about animal droppings. There is no better expert in Western America on the subject of droppings than Stu Cranstence

Stu outfoxes a PhD

December 5th, 2010 4 comments

Dr.  Alan Rose, a plant molecular biologist poses a tricky technical question for Stu concerning yeast pathways, but once again Stu comes out on top. Stu Cranstence shows the depth of his scientific and real-world knowledge as he handles this tough question about genetic expression in plants. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool old Stu Cranstence.

Stu collects some fresh specimens

July 18th, 2010 4 comments

Stu Cranstence instructs the general public on the wonders of fast growing mushrooms. He drops off some fresh specimens at his brother Ron’s house. Stu also instructs us all about Mountain Lions and their sharpened beaks.

Stu is vindicated

June 18th, 2010 5 comments

Ron invites a scientist over to verify Stu’s findings. Stu somehow manages to miss the scientist, but the good news is that the scientist verifies that Stu’s ancient pottery is indeed “droppings”, a major vindication of  Stu’s Findings.

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Stu clears up another misconception

April 25th, 2010 6 comments

Stu Cranstence takes on Mastodons and explains how to visualize the vast amount of time ago that they lived….in.

Stu clears up some confusion

April 9th, 2010 2 comments

Stu Cranstence clears up some of the confusion surrounding his findings of Bone Sticks.

Stu answers a question about the role of women

March 26th, 2010 2 comments


Stu Cranstence has a hopeful message for women scientists.

Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised

March 14th, 2010 11 comments

Stu Cranstence teaches the public about “Areas” and his “Findings” while bravely battling the side effects of various Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products.

A very pointed question

February 25th, 2010 10 comments

Kate asks a very sharp pointed question of Stu Cranstence and he lobs it back over the net with ease. Here Stu shows how adept he is at debate and logic.

Stu explains more about The Missing Link

January 19th, 2010 2 comments

An authority on evolution

What is the MISSING LINK?

The missing link was lost over a HUNDRED YEARS AGO.  Darwin (no one knows his last name) called it the ‘Holy Grail’ of science.  He searched the globe for this elusive treasure which he knew would bring him fame and riches.  He nearly found it in a cave but a GIANT BOULDER came rolling down at  him and he barely escaped with his life.  Even the huge bull whip he carried with him was useless against such a boulder.

Now You Know