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Rhodes and Rose Episode #2

May 5th, 2017 No comments


This episode starts off with Augmenteon, one of our finest efforts. So many good lines. Mother nature never stood a chance.
Next up is an ad for Pandemical filmed in the Mojave desert. The side effect where the intestines are re-routed caused some alarm among users. Next Stu Cranstence settles in for another expedition to collect amazing findings. He is interrupted by those pesky Giant Eye Maggots which seem pretty aggressive still, maybe he should up the dose. He also demonstrates the proper selection of pointer sticks for any novices. Next Hundus and Furundus will help you melt the fat away with their unique exercise regimen. Flextrek’s Gravitrex Edition raises eyebrows in an ad featuring the anti-gravity properties of the backpack. Next up, the beloved Lorb Lorbson sings his heart out trying to be heard over the maitre’d. Ron Cranstence appears as the helpful sound man, wrapping cables on stage during the performance. Through it all, Lorb shows his usual composure. Wolfheart Cologne has a sexy ad describing this ancient new scent.
Old Pappy then has a question for Stu Cranstence that he can really sink his teeth into. Stu’s answer shows his deep knowledge of Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products and how they all interact with each other, and which one has the best track record. Then comes the theme song for The Steve Climber Show. This rousing anthem builds and builds to an apocalyptic crescendo that will leave the viewer breathless. Steve Climber is such a stud. He’s a real hero for the ages and beloved by all. The episode closes with an ad for Myscleetra, a product that will help control the size and aggressiveness of that larynx bird of yours. It’s so good to see the doctor get so involved in the patient’s life. I am curious about that project they have planned. It looks intriguing.

Please enjoy this Rhodes and Rose playlist

April 29th, 2017 No comments

There’s a little Lorb Lorbson, Flextrek, Panacea and even Steg Prongsten in this playlist. Just hit play to enjoy this collection of Rhodes and Rose Classics.
First Lorb Lorbson encounters John, the sound man. He’s a sound man. I’m impressed with Steg Prongsten’s fitness and his commitment to changing his underwear frequently. The good people at Flextrek show you just how easy it is to adjust their monumental backpack. The good people from Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals have a message for people about how to deal with the jaggedness of their crotch coral which is caused by…I’ll skip the litany. Stu Cranstence gives a really good lecture on the beach. Also in there is the original French Wedge ad which later made an appearance in the Flextrek Whipsnake video. Lorb then gets a chance to impress Mr. Big at the Cheripintera and really makes an impression.

The Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt

April 5th, 2013 No comments

You have found the perfect t-shirt for everyone. Stryreechlinstral has changed so many lives–won’t you help spread the word?

Get your very own “Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt” and become part of the movement.

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The front of the T-shirt

Back of the shirt

The back of the shirt

 

Stu Cranstence: Out in the Field Again

August 8th, 2012 No comments


Stu Cranstence puts in some long hours on his latest expedition as he seeks to uncover more amazing findings. Life on an expedition has it’s hazards, but Stu pushes on in the pursuit of REAL SCIENCE.

giant eye maggot

Video release party

March 8th, 2011 4 comments

Come on down tonight if you are in California! The video will also be premiered here on Rhodes and Rose later tonight!

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A Gift From Rhodes and Rose

December 23rd, 2010 9 comments


Here is the complete collection of  our drug ads with added material from the law offices of Ernst, Ernst, Ernst & Ernst. We send this out as a gift this holiday season to the loyal fans of Rhodes and Rose. Gather your entire family, aunts, uncles, great great grandparents, infants, fathers, brother-in-laws, step-sisters, significant others, neighbors,  and everyone else around your computer screen and watch uninterrupted as the saga of  “the guy with all the side effects” unfolds.  You can hear ‘The Litany’ expand with each new ad, and see how the side effects refer back to each other in ever increasing feedback loops. Is this the funniest collection of videos ever produced as everyone says? You be the judge.

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Stu outfoxes a PhD

December 5th, 2010 4 comments

Dr.  Alan Rose, a plant molecular biologist poses a tricky technical question for Stu concerning yeast pathways, but once again Stu comes out on top. Stu Cranstence shows the depth of his scientific and real-world knowledge as he handles this tough question about genetic expression in plants. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool old Stu Cranstence.

Greatest band photo ever?

June 25th, 2010 2 comments

This photo montage by Owen Rose may be the greatest band photo ever produced. The band is the infamous Philadelphia area high school band “Eraserhead”. Eraserhead was a legendary and influential band in it’s time. You can now enjoy this image on a throw pillow in the comfort of your own home. Please follow the link to the Rhodes and Rose Store to see all the wonderful selections.

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Please read all labels carefully

May 1st, 2010 2 comments

It has come to the attention  of the good people at Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals that there may be some confusion regarding two of our ground breaking medications. We regret this confusion.  Some helpful people have pointed out the similarity of the names and package designs of  both of these medications. We regret this similarity. DO NOT confuse these two medications as they have drastically different reactions when combined with other Juggernaut medications. DO NOT take these two medications simultaneously as this may cause an unsafe drop in brain activity. Study both of these packages carefully so that you will not accidentally take the wrong medication.

Thank you,

Rootsin Toobers, head of marketing for Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals.

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Stu clears up another misconception

April 25th, 2010 6 comments

Stu Cranstence takes on Mastodons and explains how to visualize the vast amount of time ago that they lived….in.

Stu clears up some confusion

April 9th, 2010 2 comments

Stu Cranstence clears up some of the confusion surrounding his findings of Bone Sticks.

Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised

March 14th, 2010 11 comments

Stu Cranstence teaches the public about “Areas” and his “Findings” while bravely battling the side effects of various Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products.