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RSC makes it on broadcast television

July 17th, 2013 4 comments

This poorly produced video is the only proof in existence at this time that Rhodes and Rose were indeed featured on the Dr.Oz show on July 15th, 2013. We hope to get a link to the official broadcast version at some time in the future. In the meantime, enjoy this hand-held version. Ignore the sound of the puppy and my occasional snort of laughter. This is the first time in history that the words, “Rapid Snap Coiling of the Penis” have been spoken on broadcast television. Let’s hope it isn’t the last.

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Rhodes and Rose on the Dr.Oz Show

July 16th, 2013 No comments

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

Please read all labels carefully

May 1st, 2010 2 comments

It has come to the attention  of the good people at Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals that there may be some confusion regarding two of our ground breaking medications. We regret this confusion.  Some helpful people have pointed out the similarity of the names and package designs of  both of these medications. We regret this similarity. DO NOT confuse these two medications as they have drastically different reactions when combined with other Juggernaut medications. DO NOT take these two medications simultaneously as this may cause an unsafe drop in brain activity. Study both of these packages carefully so that you will not accidentally take the wrong medication.

Thank you,

Rootsin Toobers, head of marketing for Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals.

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Juggernaut’s Super Bowl Ad

February 5th, 2010 5 comments


Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce the newest member of the Juggernaut family during the Super Bowl: Panacea. This next generation in medication is just what the doctor ordered. Panacea is what the public wants and needs in these trying times.

Pandemical linked to more side effects

December 28th, 2009 6 comments

Thanks Juggernaut!

Since the initial release of the drug Pandemical to the general public  several new side effects have been reported. The FDA has ordered Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals to release a new commercial which includes all of the newly identified side effects of the drug. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals has complied with this request under the letter of the law and this commercial is the result. Thank you, Rootsin Toobers

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Treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots

November 20th, 2009 4 comments


Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

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Juggernaut releases Poisantin

November 10th, 2009 3 comments


Thanks Juggernaut! The good people at Juggernaut have just released Poisantin to the general public. They rushed Poisantin through the testing process so that they could meet the publics growing demand for new and interesting medications. Rootsin Toobers has done it again and come up with a winner of an ad campaign for a new wonder drug to treat those pesky side effects from Lethalis.

Stryreechlinstral T-shirts now available

November 2nd, 2009 No comments
The t-shirt

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The back

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Finally the Stryreechlinstral t-shirts have arrived! Be the first person on your block to own this piece of history!! Just click on the image of the front of the t-shirt above and it will take you to the Rhodesandrose store where all your dreams can come true.

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Juggernaut releases Lethalis

October 9th, 2009 9 comments

In response to the overwhelming demand for a drug to counteract the effects of Stryreechlinstral, Juggernaut has released Lethalis! Thanks to Rootsin Toobers of NailGun Promotions for coming up with the name of the drug and the ad campaign! Rootsin has received negative feedback for some of his choices for drug names in the past, but this one is a winner for sure!