Posts Tagged ‘climbing’

The French Wedge

July 26th, 2009 5 comments

Ever wonder what Steve Climber is wearing? Now available to the public for the first time, the French Wedge. Made of a revolutionary fabric, it never needs washing! Your hair, fluids and substances actually make it stronger, binding them all together to make this the most durable and cutting edge piece of outdoor equipment ever invented. Thanks to the good people at Archwood, you too can look like Steve Climber out on the trail.

Want to look like Steve Climber on the trail?

Never needs washing!

Steve Climber: The Beginning

July 10th, 2009 1 comment

In this early footage of  Steve Climber you can follow him as he checks on things and has a bit of a problem with Uncle Jessup.  Steve  is modelling the Flextrek 37 Trillion backpack and showing off  his flashy new hiking look (featuring the “french wedge”  shorts) in this fine Archwood production.

Makes climbing easier!

July 5th, 2009 1 comment

You wouldn’t think so, but this pack actually makes climbing easier!! See for yourself in this promo video. See how it performs in high winds, wow! No wonder Steve Climber won’t hike, climb or do anything without his Flextrek 37 Trillion Gravitrex.

Anti-Gravity Backpack Technology

June 25th, 2009 5 comments

Steve Climber displays the incredible anti-gravity technology included in the groundbreaking new Flextrek pack. This pack is so advanced, even the Chinese don’t have anything that can touch it. Lean in to the new Gravitrex and let the pack do the work for you. This pack is so righteous, you’d have to be a fool not to want one.

Steve Climber checks on things

June 12th, 2009 3 comments

This is an excerpt from Steve Climbers public TV show. In this episode you can see Steve hard at work making his rounds checking on the environment to make sure everything is running smoothly. He takes notes in his little notebook so that he remembers to revisit trouble spots, like that rock high up on the cliff that he has been worried about. We’ve edited out the long lecture on non-flowering shrubs to help move it along.

Steve Climber upset about Flextrek Augmenteon ad

June 5th, 2009 1 comment

Industry insiders report tension at a meeting between Steve Climber, world renowned naturalist, and Rootsin Toobers, CEO and head of marketing at NailGun Promotions who produced this ad. Steve, who is also known as “Marathon” Climber, has a reputation for delivering long public lectures that have been described as “thorough” and “a bit dry”. He reportedly expressed discomfort  at the tone of the Flextrek 37 Trillion AUGMENTEON ad. Rootsin responded with a stream of profanity and verbal abuse and reminded Steve that he was under a lifetime contract to NailGun Promotions. Rootsin was heard repeatedly saying  “listen Climber, get with the program!” Steve reportedly left the meeting in tears.