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Stu on endangered birds

October 15th, 2009 7 comments

Millicent has an excellent question for Stu Cranstence. Stu, who is an authority on endangered birds, enlightens us all with his vast pool of knowledge.

Now You Know: Stu sets the record straight

July 20th, 2009 2 comments

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Many people don’t  know a damn thing about many things.  I’m here to clear up the misconceptions.

Shooting Stars:  Shooting stars are a myth. They don’t exist. They are an optical illusion that exists in the human eye, most commonly in the osiris and the ‘cornea’ (corner of the eye to the layman). Did you ever notice that no two people have ever seen a shooting star at the same time?
Endangered Birds: Many areas have endangered birds. The problem is that most people don’t know which birds are endangered  and which are safe birds.  By the time they figure it out their eyes have already been pecked out. Caution: Safe birds are the same in appearance as endangered birds!  In one widely documented case an entire town was taken over by endangered birds.  One family took shelter in their house but when the woman went into the attic the birds broke through a window and attacked  her. The man came up and was able to save her but her eyes were nearly pecked out. This happened so long ago that it was in black and white.
Now you know.
I’m Stu Cranstence.