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Cren will soon be drunk

April 27th, 2014 1 comment

Cren beer

In 1984 Owen Rose and Noel Rhodes created Cren Beer. Though no actual beer was brewed, Rose and Rhodes declared Cren “America’s #1 beer.”  Cren was the perfect beer for everyone in every situation.
And now, 30 years later, Rose and Rhodes are thrilled to announce a partnership with California brew master, Tavis Gustafson who has brewed an actual beer called Cren! This is real beer that people can actually drink! It’s Cren and it’s the nation’s #1 beer, perfect for every beer drinker in every situation.  Go ahead, grab an ice-cold Cren!

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Stu pitches a scientist into a fire (accidentally)

June 23rd, 2009 5 comments

In this episode you see Stu pitch a scientist into a raging campfire, accidentally of course. Mr.Cranstence does have some issues with scientists but we can assume that he didn’t mean to throw the scientist into the fire. You can clearly see that Stu is drunk when he pushes the scientist into the fire and should not be held accountable for his actions at the time. Stu was quoted as saying  “Hey, life is hard, deal with it.”

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Stu relieves himself

June 16th, 2009 2 comments

Stu Cranstence, out in the field, doing the work, observing, making findings.  His trained eye picks out discoveries that everyone else has overlooked. Even while relieving himself, he takes the time to teach us about amphibious plants. Stu is willing to put in the time and make the observations, to find the surface findings within the perimeter. In this episode he lectures on the process of  how gravity makes the surfaces of rocks hard and mocks the idea of going beyond the perimeter to look for findings .

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Cren beer

May 14th, 2009 6 comments

number one

Twenty five years ago we set out to do just one thing. Create a beer that everyone in the world loves. And so Cren was born!
In this vintage Cren advertisement, return to a golden bygone era when life was simple and wholesome. When people knew right from wrong and everyone in the world loved a beer that made all things possible.
Today in  this world of modern times, we at Cren still strive to do just one thing: create a beer that everyone in the world will love.  So, watch for a new ad from Cren, an ad that will show the world how much they love the beer that we will create: a beer called…  Cren.
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