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Cren will soon be drunk

April 27th, 2014 1 comment

Cren beer

In 1984 Owen Rose and Noel Rhodes created Cren Beer. Though no actual beer was brewed, Rose and Rhodes declared Cren “America’s #1 beer.”  Cren was the perfect beer for everyone in every situation.
And now, 30 years later, Rose and Rhodes are thrilled to announce a partnership with California brew master, Tavis Gustafson who has brewed an actual beer called Cren! This is real beer that people can actually drink! It’s Cren and it’s the nation’s #1 beer, perfect for every beer drinker in every situation.  Go ahead, grab an ice-cold Cren!

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RSC makes it on broadcast television

July 17th, 2013 4 comments

This poorly produced video is the only proof in existence at this time that Rhodes and Rose were indeed featured on the Dr.Oz show on July 15th, 2013. We hope to get a link to the official broadcast version at some time in the future. In the meantime, enjoy this hand-held version. Ignore the sound of the puppy and my occasional snort of laughter. This is the first time in history that the words, “Rapid Snap Coiling of the Penis” have been spoken on broadcast television. Let’s hope it isn’t the last.

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Rhodes and Rose on the Dr.Oz Show

July 16th, 2013 No comments

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

Thanks Again, Juggernaut!

June 21st, 2011 1 comment


Announcing Myscleetra, a miracle medication that will let you manage the side effects you are experiencing from Panacea. Don’t let the size and aggressiveness of the bird in your larynx get in the way of your dreams.

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A Gift From Rhodes and Rose

December 23rd, 2010 9 comments


Here is the complete collection of  our drug ads with added material from the law offices of Ernst, Ernst, Ernst & Ernst. We send this out as a gift this holiday season to the loyal fans of Rhodes and Rose. Gather your entire family, aunts, uncles, great great grandparents, infants, fathers, brother-in-laws, step-sisters, significant others, neighbors,  and everyone else around your computer screen and watch uninterrupted as the saga of  “the guy with all the side effects” unfolds.  You can hear ‘The Litany’ expand with each new ad, and see how the side effects refer back to each other in ever increasing feedback loops. Is this the funniest collection of videos ever produced as everyone says? You be the judge.

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Pandemical linked to more side effects

December 28th, 2009 6 comments

Thanks Juggernaut!

Since the initial release of the drug Pandemical to the general public  several new side effects have been reported. The FDA has ordered Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals to release a new commercial which includes all of the newly identified side effects of the drug. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals has complied with this request under the letter of the law and this commercial is the result. Thank you, Rootsin Toobers

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Treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots

November 20th, 2009 4 comments


Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

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Warning: May cause adverse reactions

August 14th, 2009 14 comments

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

Wolfheart, an ancient new scent for men

June 2nd, 2009 3 comments

The heart of a wolf. This is an ad for Wolfheart cologne produced by Rootsin Toobers, CEO of  NailGun Promotions. Wolfheart was Rootsin’s brainchild and was manufactured in collaboration with Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals. NailGun spent millions on promoting this cologne for men, but mysteriously it never caught on. Some people claimed that it was because of the unusual odor of the cologne itself, said to smell like a wet dog. Others laid blame for the failure at Rootsin Toobers’  feet claiming his ad campaign was ill conceived.

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Cren beer

May 14th, 2009 6 comments

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Twenty five years ago we set out to do just one thing. Create a beer that everyone in the world loves. And so Cren was born!
In this vintage Cren advertisement, return to a golden bygone era when life was simple and wholesome. When people knew right from wrong and everyone in the world loved a beer that made all things possible.
Today in  this world of modern times, we at Cren still strive to do just one thing: create a beer that everyone in the world will love.  So, watch for a new ad from Cren, an ad that will show the world how much they love the beer that we will create: a beer called…  Cren.
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