Rhodes and Rose

The original Flextrek 37 Trillion video in all it’s glory. This video has been known to make people laugh so hard that breathing becomes difficult. Use with caution.

The Flextrek 37 Trillion Augmenteon Edition. Feel the rhythm of the trail!

The new and improved Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 will blow you away with how convenient it is. Follow along with the patented CLIC method of adjustment. It’s so easy!

Ever wonder what Steve Climber is wearing? Now available to the public for the first time, the French Wedge. Made of a revolutionary fabric, it never needs washing! Your hair, fluids and substances actually make it stronger, binding them all together to make this the most durable and cutting edge piece of outdoor equipment ever invented. Thanks to the good people at Archwood, you too can look like Steve Climber out on the trail.

Steve Climber was spotted in the Mojave desert recently sporting his world famous “French Wedge” hiking gear and wearing what looks like a fully loaded backpack (You may have to scroll up and down to see the entire pack).

Steve Climber: The outdoor's ultimate enthusiast

You wouldn’t think so, but this pack actually makes climbing easier!! See for yourself in this promo video. See how it performs in high winds, wow! No wonder Steve Climber won’t hike, climb or do anything without his Flextrek 37 Trillion Gravitrex.

Steve Climber displays the incredible anti-gravity technology included in the groundbreaking new Flextrek pack. This pack is so advanced, even the Chinese don’t have anything that can touch it. Lean in to the new Gravitrex and let the pack do the work for you. This pack is so righteous, you’d have to be a fool not to want one.

Catch the Whipsnake…..if you can.