Stryreechlinstral etc.

November 4th, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

In response to the overwhelming demand for a drug to counteract the effects of Stryreechlinstral, Juggernaut has released Lethalis! Thanks to Rootsin Toobers of NailGun Promotions for coming up with the name of the drug and the ad campaign! Rootsin has received negative feedback for some of his choices for drug names in the past, but this one is a winner for sure!

Thanks Juggernaut! The good people at Juggernaut have just released Poisantin to the general public. They rushed Poisantin through the testing process so that they could meet the publics growing demand for new and interesting medications. Rootsin Toobers has done it again and come up with a winner of an ad campaign for a new wonder drug to treat those pesky side effects from Lethalis.

Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

Thanks Juggernaut!

Since the initial release of the drug Pandemical to the general public several new side effects have been reported. The FDA has ordered Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals to release a new commercial which includes all of the newly identified side effects of the drug. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals has complied with this request under the letter of the law and this commercial is the result. Thank you, Rootsin Toobers

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce the newest member of the Juggernaut family: Panacea. This next generation in medication is just what the doctor ordered. Panacea is what the public wants and needs in these trying times.

Announcing Myscleetra, a miracle medication that will let you manage the side effects you are experiencing from Panacea. Don’t let the size and aggressiveness of the bird in your larynx get in the way of your dreams.

Thanks again Juggernaut for thinking of everything! Skinflairtrynsol, the new wonder drug, will cure every ailment everyone has ever had. Try it with Myscleetra!

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  1. steve price
    May 31st, 2013 at 11:54 | #1

    ……..HUMOR is definitely the best medicine…..I will still be laughing in my dreams tonight……..

  2. David
    February 8th, 2011 at 14:02 | #2

    I watched the Super Bowl, all 4 innings, never saw the your ad.

  3. Wendinne Pendleton Buss
    March 11th, 2010 at 20:08 | #3

    THANK YOU! I haven’t laughed that hard in 13 years! I was weeping, full out belly laughing and needing oxygen. The last HUGE laughing fit I had was induced by a documentary on the life and times of Esther Williams….this was better!

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