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Catch the Whipsnake


Catch the Whipsnake!…..if you can.

The new Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition has caused such an intense buying frenzy that the good people at Archwood have had their website crash 3 times and numerous shoppers have been injured in the throngs of people trying to get into the showrooms of  Archwood outlets nationwide. This product is selling so fast that the poor impoverished people that construct this monumental backpack  in overseas sweatshops have been asked to pull triple shifts with no extra pay or bathroom breaks. Don’t get left behind!

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  1. NotfeffMiloore Kym
    May 6th, 2011 at 20:42 | #1

    I love that there are earnest google ads displayed at the bottom.

  2. David
    April 24th, 2011 at 07:20 | #2

    No wonder is was not able to get on yout website. Too busy.
    Does the “Wedge” come in XXL? I mean the waist size.
    Also, My wife is a large woman,does the Flextrek have adjustable straps.
    She also wanted to know if there is somewere on the Flextrek the keep some Lucky Wishbone Fried Chicken warm and some Moutain Dew cold.
    You have to have the right food for a long hike, as I’m sure you know.

  3. Kym
    April 23rd, 2011 at 23:01 | #3

    I am thrilled that at last there is a back pack that will hold up under extreme dancing. With the flexibility of the Whipsnake, dancing outdoors is a whole new experience. The Whipsnake helps me to move along in the Conga Line almost effortlessly. I wish I would have had this is the 1960’s! Imagine doing the limbo back in the day with this great backpack! WOW! Life just keeps on getting better and better.

  4. milo
    April 23rd, 2011 at 18:51 | #4

    @Feff
    I agree. the song really rocks! love the feedbackie motif

  5. milo
    April 23rd, 2011 at 18:50 | #5

    you guys have done it again! this is proof that good outdoor gear design does not have to be shoddy or boring! My french wedge is still going strong without any washings at all! amazing!

  6. Feff
    April 23rd, 2011 at 18:49 | #6

    Very nice. But what I really want to know is, who wrote that song? Love the bass line.

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