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Stu and the “Missing Link”

January 16th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Stu Cranstence: soon to make another major discovery?

When will scientists find the MISSING LINK?

Scientists have been trying to find the MISSING LINK for over A HUNDRED YEARS.  It is very hard to find because it is made out of CAMOUFLAGE.  The scientist who finally finds the MISSING LINK will become very famous and people will stop ignoring him and will ask him to do an interview on a real T.V. show.  He will go to SCIENTIFIC CONFERENCES and no one will laugh at him. He will find the MISSING LINK inside the perimeter on his next expedition because then everyone will say he is the TOP SCIENTIST.

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  1. Kate
    January 23rd, 2010 at 17:25 | #1

    ooooh, sorry! They were sausage links. Never mind.

  2. January 21st, 2010 at 13:37 | #2

    Uh-oh! I ate some links for breakfast just this morning. They were waaaaaay at the bottom of my freezer and might have been lost for years. Do you think that . . . we . . . ATE . . . the missing links?

  3. January 18th, 2010 at 19:21 | #3

    You obviously don’t know much about the MISSING LINK. When I find the missing link I will not send it to you because it is worth over a million dollars! That’s a million with an ‘M’.

  4. Myrtle
    January 18th, 2010 at 11:57 | #4

    Hi, Stu

    I am missing some links so please let me know as soon as you find some! If you do indeed find them inside your perimeter, please be sure to wash them before sending them along.

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