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Treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots

November 20th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments


Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

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  1. michael
    November 20th, 2009 at 22:15 | #1

    ouch. (pulled a muscle somewhere near my left 11th rib laughing) i feel like big pharma doesn’t have a chance in hell against you guys.

  2. Rootsin Toobers
    November 20th, 2009 at 22:07 | #2

    Jason,
    Some of the people who develop an ass-nose as a result of taking Pandemical report that they would like to find a remedy for it. You say you have this condition even though you have never intentionally taken Pandemical. It may be that you live downstream from the Juggernaut factory in what is called “the ass-nose belt”. Whether or not that is the case, you are probably eligible to receive free samples of all Juggernaut products. Ask your doctor about Pandemical, Stryreechlinstrall, Poisantin, Skinflairtrinsol, Myskleetra and the soon to be released, Panacea. Jason, you’re on your way! Welcome to the Juggernaut family.

  3. November 20th, 2009 at 21:09 | #3

    I’ve been struggling with ‘Rerouting of the Intestines’ a.k.a ‘ass-nose’ on-and-off for years but I have NEVER consumed ANY juggernaut pharmaceuticals, on purpose! I am a “wholistic” kind’a guy and my medicine of choice is the Lord, but prayer doesn’t seem to be working for me – never has – and my “ass-nose” is so tenacious, it just won’t go away! I think I am ready to try something more powerful than God… but, FREE, like God is. Is there a way to get some FREE samples of some Juggernaut products – other than all the “free” stuff in my tap water excreted and flushed by the legion of pill-poppers out there – that might clear up this ass-nose up??? Please help.

  4. Ron
    November 20th, 2009 at 19:27 | #4

    I think my brother Stu is suffering from the withering micro-penis with extreme shrinkage AND weak stream. I hope he doesn’t mind me telling everyone that on the internet.

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