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The reports of Kelp attacking people are apparently true. These startling photos show a vicious Kelp attack. In this sequence you can clearly see the Kelp launching itself at Steg Prongsten who is running for his life. Steg is a former Olympian who is now the assistant to Professor Trenston Claggiss who is doing research on the so called “Killer Kelp”. These photos lend creedance to local Indian legends that spoke of the “angry sea serpent” and early reports from mariners who reported “strange activity” in the kelp beds.

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  1. steve
    September 28th, 2012 at 16:20 | #1

    this is fake, i own one

  2. Steg Prongsten
    April 8th, 2011 at 16:18 | #2

    Loma,
    That’s not a wire. It’s the venom from the kelp squirting on my hand. If you think it’s fake, I dare you to go to that beach alone. Oh, and by the way, the Queen of the kelp recently laid her eggs! Now who’s faking it.

  3. March 25th, 2011 at 17:28 | #3

    @Loma
    I am amazed at your keen observation of these photos. Perhaps your keen eye could also have picked up the fact that this is a comedy website.

  4. Loma
    March 19th, 2011 at 18:08 | #4

    its fake…
    check his other hand… theres a wire there pulling that thing.

  5. michael
    September 28th, 2009 at 11:54 | #5

    I think killer kelp deserves a full mockumentary I mean documentary. let’s call ken burns!

  6. Derek
    August 25th, 2009 at 06:44 | #6

    I checked it out on Snopes.com. This is true!

  7. Stu Cranstence
    August 19th, 2009 at 21:20 | #7

    I’m not surprised at all by this attack. No one else noticed that this particular kelp is an albino, the most dangerous off all kelp because they have no soul. I noticed. MY finding.

  8. Old Pappy
    August 12th, 2009 at 14:30 | #8

    When we hit the beaches on Guadalcanal that kelp was deadly!! Many a man was mangled before he could even fire a bullet. The worst thing was to be dumped off in a kelp nursery–mother bears ain’t got nothing on enraged mother kelp. A useful tactic was to throw a concussion grenade in the water before you went in yourself. Sometimes there were just too many and you got nipped.

  9. Ron
    August 9th, 2009 at 17:58 | #9

    What is Steg wearing? Is that made by the same people that made the French Wedge?

  10. Ron
    August 8th, 2009 at 17:02 | #10

    Be careful! That thing looks dangerous.

  11. Kate
    August 8th, 2009 at 07:59 | #11

    Have you sent these amazing photos to National Geographic? I don’t believe they’ve ever been able to catch Killer Kelp on film. These photos must be preserved at all costs.

  12. Tavis
    August 8th, 2009 at 01:54 | #12

    holy crap this is funny!

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