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The French Wedge

Ever wonder what Steve Climber is wearing? Now available to the public for the first time, the French Wedge. Made of a revolutionary fabric, it never needs washing! Your hair, fluids and substances actually make it stronger, binding them all together to make this the most durable and cutting edge piece of outdoor equipment ever invented. Thanks to the good people at Archwood, you too can look like Steve Climber out on the trail.

Want to look like Steve Climber on the trail?

Never needs washing!

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  1. Ron
    October 7th, 2009 at 16:04 | #1

    I’ve smelled Steve’s French Wedge and it’s not too bad really. I was in a well ventilated area though..

  2. Mark Barry
    July 27th, 2009 at 11:23 | #2

    I’m often in medical surgical suites–when nobody’s there. I’ve found a secret spray they use in the amphitheatre for the many hideous odors found during surgery–no one knows of this spray but me and the surgeons. It’s called “Oziom.” You better believe it’s powerful!! This stuff might be what’s lacking for the “French Wedge?

  3. Furundus
    July 27th, 2009 at 07:47 | #3

    Simply follow the “Let’s Get It Off” diet and exercise routine to get in shape for the trail. Don’t forget that the French Wedge is also reversible. Wear it for several weeks and then just turn it inside out!

  4. Bret Bostock
    July 26th, 2009 at 19:44 | #4

    Oops. Did I say Stu Cranstence? I meant Steve Climber, of course. Hard to tell the difference. Both such studs.

  5. Bret Bostock
    July 26th, 2009 at 19:42 | #5

    Being such a sleek, form-fitting garment with a touch of European panache is one thing, but the functional aspects are astounding. Odor issues be damned, this may be the last pair of active wear I ever own! Now all I need to know is… how do I get the hot Stu Cranstence bod to go with it?

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