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Catch the Whipsnake

April 23rd, 2011 6 comments


Catch the Whipsnake!…..if you can.

The new Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition has caused such an intense buying frenzy that the good people at Archwood have had their website crash 3 times and numerous shoppers have been injured in the throngs of people trying to get into the showrooms of  Archwood outlets nationwide. This product is selling so fast that the poor impoverished people that construct this monumental backpack  in overseas sweatshops have been asked to pull triple shifts with no extra pay or bathroom breaks. Don’t get left behind!

New Flextrek 37 Trillion T-shirt!

April 20th, 2011 No comments

The good people at Archwood are proud to announce the release of this limited edition t-shirt featuring Steve Climber and the incredible Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000. All hikers, backpackers, climbers, the elderly, and all persons  over the age of 3 will want to have this t-shirt.

The Legendary Steve Climber

April 4th, 2011 1 comment

This is a teaser screen shot from an upcoming ad for the latest version of the Flextrek 37 Trillion. You can see the legendary  Steve Climber is giving this monumental backpack a workout. Steve is of course wearing the French Wedge, but this is a new and improved model to be unveiled in the upcoming ad. If you hike, climb, or backpack, you’d have to be insane not to want this backpack.