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Stu explains more about The Missing Link

January 19th, 2010 2 comments

An authority on evolution

What is the MISSING LINK?

The missing link was lost over a HUNDRED YEARS AGO.  Darwin (no one knows his last name) called it the ‘Holy Grail’ of science.  He searched the globe for this elusive treasure which he knew would bring him fame and riches.  He nearly found it in a cave but a GIANT BOULDER came rolling down at  him and he barely escaped with his life.  Even the huge bull whip he carried with him was useless against such a boulder.

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Stu and the “Missing Link”

January 16th, 2010 4 comments

Stu Cranstence: soon to make another major discovery?

When will scientists find the MISSING LINK?

Scientists have been trying to find the MISSING LINK for over A HUNDRED YEARS.  It is very hard to find because it is made out of CAMOUFLAGE.  The scientist who finally finds the MISSING LINK will become very famous and people will stop ignoring him and will ask him to do an interview on a real T.V. show.  He will go to SCIENTIFIC CONFERENCES and no one will laugh at him. He will find the MISSING LINK inside the perimeter on his next expedition because then everyone will say he is the TOP SCIENTIST.

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New and Improved Flextrek

January 8th, 2010 10 comments

The new and improved Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 will blow you away with how convenient it is. Follow along with the patented CLIC method of adjustment. It’s so easy!

World Class Athlete

January 2nd, 2010 5 comments

Introducing Steg Prongsten, world class athlete and fitness expert. Get to know Steg……….. before it’s too late.