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KELP: the trailer

August 30th, 2009 6 comments

Coming this fall to the More Channel…. KELP. Here is the trailer for this fall’s “must see” show. KELP… watch if you dare!

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Lorb Lorbson spreads scat all over the U.S.A.

August 23rd, 2009 4 comments
Lorb Lorbson concert tour t-shirt

Lorb Lorbson concert tour t-shirt

Available now, Lorb Lorbson t-shirts celebrating his groundbreaking tour of the U.S.A. Act now and get this amazing t-shirt and you too can spread scat all over the place!

Click on the link above to go directly to the Rhodesandrose store and buy now!

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Stu on Yogo

August 19th, 2009 3 comments
Stu Cranstence explains an ancient ritual

Stu Cranstence explains an ancient ritual

In recent years yogo has become very popular.  But most people don’t know a damn thing about it.

First of all, yogo is over a hundred years old. It was invented by the ancient Egyptians.  Back then, nobody spoke English.  They only spoke Chinese.  That’s why it’s called yogo.

Questions about Yogo moves- “Why are they called jumping jacks?”
No one knows why they are called ‘jumping jacks’. Why do you think scientists are studying it in the first place?
“Why are women not allowed to be yogo instructors?”
Can you imagine if women were allowed to be yogo instructors. Nag! Nag! Nag! Day and night! Night and day!  That’s why there are no women yogo instructors.
Now you know.

Soundcheck at the Cheripintera

August 15th, 2009 11 comments

Here we see Lorb Lorbson going through the work that it takes to make magic happen on stage. Lorb and Jon the soundman work together to get the perfect sound. I think you’ll agree that this is a priceless look behind the scenes.

Ron Cranstence

Warning: May cause adverse reactions

August 14th, 2009 14 comments

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

Kelp attack caught on camera

August 7th, 2009 12 comments

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The reports of Kelp attacking people are apparently true. These startling photos show a vicious Kelp attack. In this sequence you can clearly see the Kelp launching itself at Steg Prongsten who is running for his life. Steg is a former Olympian who is now the assistant to Professor Trenston Claggiss who is doing research on the so called “Killer Kelp”. These photos lend creedance to local Indian legends that spoke of the “angry sea serpent” and early reports from mariners who reported “strange activity” in the kelp beds.

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Lorb Lorbson’s Big Box of Scat!

August 5th, 2009 8 comments
That's a lot of scat!

That's a lot of scat!

Do you love scat singing? Well so does Lorb Lorbson! If you love scat you’ll love this new release that features scat versions of some of the greatest music of all time. Lorb scats his way through the soft rock hits of the eighties and nineties in this 5 CD box set.  ‘Lorb Lorbson’s Big Box of Scat’ contains every take of his legendary scat sessions.  These tapes were thought to be intentionally destroyed, but renowned musical archivist, Ron Cranstence has rediscovered them. This is over six hours of music and IT’S ALL SCAT! Rootsin Toobers produced this must have musical experience and Rootsin is counting on this release to revive NailGun Promotions. Bask in Lorb’s unique vocal stylings as he interprets the classics as only he can.

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