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Losing it with Hundus and Furundus

June 29th, 2009 2 comments

Hundus and Furundus show you the proper technique for the classic jumping jack exercise. Your fat doesn’t stand a chance. Along the way they also show some amazing martial arts moves. Follow along with them and start losing it!

The first step to fitness

June 27th, 2009 4 comments

In this episode Furundus shows how to properly train with weights. Hundus acts as spotter and coach. Find out what to do and what not to do when working out. These fitness gurus will take you through it step by step. Tune in and watch them lose it!

Lorb Lorbson Concert T-shirts!!

June 26th, 2009 2 comments
The Legendary Performer

The Legendary Performer

Available now: Concert t-shirts from the Legendary Performer Lorb Lorbson at the Legendary Venue the Cheripintera. You can now own a piece of history. Go to the Rhodesandrose store now and stock up!!!

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Anti-Gravity Backpack Technology

June 25th, 2009 5 comments

Steve Climber displays the incredible anti-gravity technology included in the groundbreaking new Flextrek pack. This pack is so advanced, even the Chinese don’t have anything that can touch it. Lean in to the new Gravitrex and let the pack do the work for you. This pack is so righteous, you’d have to be a fool not to want one.

Stu pitches a scientist into a fire (accidentally)

June 23rd, 2009 5 comments

In this episode you see Stu pitch a scientist into a raging campfire, accidentally of course. Mr.Cranstence does have some issues with scientists but we can assume that he didn’t mean to throw the scientist into the fire. You can clearly see that Stu is drunk when he pushes the scientist into the fire and should not be held accountable for his actions at the time. Stu was quoted as saying  “Hey, life is hard, deal with it.”

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Why Stu has a thing about conferences

June 22nd, 2009 2 comments

This video may explain why Stu Cranstence has so many issues about conferences. In the video shot earlier this year you can clearly hear the scientists, some female, actually laughing at Stu’s presentation. He attempts his “CW” seminar but something goes terribly wrong with his diagram and he bolts from the conference room with the laughter of the scientists ringing in his ears. Since then he has been very touchy on the subject of conferences, but has recently agreed to attend further conferences in the hopes of being taken seriously by the scientific community.

Press release #3499

June 20th, 2009 4 comments
my findings, MY findings

Already a bestseller!!!

NailGun Promotions is proud to announce that Stu Cranstence’s book “my findings, MY findings” is already a #1 bestseller. NailGun Promotions has purchased 67 million copies of the book and will make them available for sale to the general public. That means it’s already a bestseller, that’s smart! There have been reports in the media that Stu has not actually finished or even started writing this book, this could not be more false.  Rootsin Toobers

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Get in shape with Hundus and Furundus

June 18th, 2009 4 comments

Let these two fitness gurus show you how to lose the fat the old fashioned way, one pound at a time! Watch their classic form and technique.  Get up early with them and start losing it.

Stu relieves himself

June 16th, 2009 2 comments

Stu Cranstence, out in the field, doing the work, observing, making findings.  His trained eye picks out discoveries that everyone else has overlooked. Even while relieving himself, he takes the time to teach us about amphibious plants. Stu is willing to put in the time and make the observations, to find the surface findings within the perimeter. In this episode he lectures on the process of  how gravity makes the surfaces of rocks hard and mocks the idea of going beyond the perimeter to look for findings .

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Noel Rhodes makes his chin go away!

June 14th, 2009 No comments

Noel Rhodes show off his amazing ability to make his chin go away. This incredible sequence was filmed by the light of a camp fire at the famous Camp Deal With It. ‘Camp Deal With It’  is our preferred filming spot which is at an undisclosed location in the desert between Tucson and Los Angeles. Ponder along with Noel about this crazy world.

Noel makes his chin go away

A stunning profile

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Steve Climber checks on things

June 12th, 2009 3 comments

This is an excerpt from Steve Climbers public TV show. In this episode you can see Steve hard at work making his rounds checking on the environment to make sure everything is running smoothly. He takes notes in his little notebook so that he remembers to revisit trouble spots, like that rock high up on the cliff that he has been worried about. We’ve edited out the long lecture on non-flowering shrubs to help move it along.

Stu Cranstence finds an ancient reptile skin

June 9th, 2009 1 comment

What a find!. Stu finds the skin of an ancient reptile and teaches all of us about reptiles, their feathers and their beaks. Stu steps where no human has ever stepped before and we are all very impressed. He also finds plants that were invented by people over a hundred years ago! He makes an incredible trajectory finding! In an emotional moment, Stu reveals his feelings about not being appreciated by the status quo. This video shows Stu Cranstence in action doing what he does best, finding findings!