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Stu clears up another misconception

April 25th, 2010 6 comments

Stu Cranstence takes on Mastodons and explains how to visualize the vast amount of time ago that they lived….in.

Stu clears up some confusion

April 9th, 2010 2 comments

Stu Cranstence clears up some of the confusion surrounding his findings of Bone Sticks.

Stu answers a question about the role of women

March 26th, 2010 2 comments


Stu Cranstence has a hopeful message for women scientists.

Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised

March 14th, 2010 11 comments

Stu Cranstence teaches the public about “Areas” and his “Findings” while bravely battling the side effects of various Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals products.

A very pointed question

February 25th, 2010 10 comments

Kate asks a very sharp pointed question of Stu Cranstence and he lobs it back over the net with ease. Here Stu shows how adept he is at debate and logic.

Stu makes findings at the beach

February 11th, 2010 5 comments

Here you see Stu Cranstence hard at work, pointing out interesting things to people and making significant findings. His finding of a Bone Stick is especially exciting.

Stu explains more about The Missing Link

January 19th, 2010 2 comments

An authority on evolution

What is the MISSING LINK?

The missing link was lost over a HUNDRED YEARS AGO.  Darwin (no one knows his last name) called it the ‘Holy Grail’ of science.  He searched the globe for this elusive treasure which he knew would bring him fame and riches.  He nearly found it in a cave but a GIANT BOULDER came rolling down at  him and he barely escaped with his life.  Even the huge bull whip he carried with him was useless against such a boulder.

Now You Know

Stu and the “Missing Link”

January 16th, 2010 4 comments

Stu Cranstence: soon to make another major discovery?

When will scientists find the MISSING LINK?

Scientists have been trying to find the MISSING LINK for over A HUNDRED YEARS.  It is very hard to find because it is made out of CAMOUFLAGE.  The scientist who finally finds the MISSING LINK will become very famous and people will stop ignoring him and will ask him to do an interview on a real T.V. show.  He will go to SCIENTIFIC CONFERENCES and no one will laugh at him. He will find the MISSING LINK inside the perimeter on his next expedition because then everyone will say he is the TOP SCIENTIST.

Now You Know!

Stu on Darwin

November 28th, 2009 6 comments
An authority on evolution

An authority on evolution

How did Darwin invent evolution?

Darwin (no one knows his last name) invented evolution nearly a hundred years ago.  One day he was walking in the forest and he saw five or six figures standing in a line.  The first one was a monkey walking on all fours.  The next one was standing a little straighter and by the time you got to the last one it was a man standing straight up! The disgusting thing is that the man was nude!  You couldn’t see his you know what because one leg was going forward, blocking the view. Even if you hold the page at an angle and look really close, you can’t see anything.
Then Darwin wanted to invent National Selection.  In a very famous incident he strapped a really ugly man to a table and turned the crank so the rope would pull the table up to the ceiling.  Then lightning struck and as they say, ‘The rest is a mystery’.

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Stu on Geology

November 24th, 2009 5 comments

Stu Cranstence teaches about geology, a subject he knows like the back of his hand.

Stu has his findings verified

November 18th, 2009 7 comments
An authority on ancient pottery
An authority on ancient pottery
Question: Are your findings scientific?
Answer: For your information, my brother, Ron, took some of my findings (ancient pottery) to an actual university scientist who told Ron that, YES they do have a scientific name for these findings.  According to this scientist, these findings are called “droppings”.    I don’t need the establishment to tell me that my findings are legitimate  but for those doubters out there, ‘read it and weep’.  You can see me actually making these findings in a video that Ron made called,  ‘Stu Cranstence collects his findings’.
Thanks again to my brother Ron.  He enables me to do all the things I do!
Now you know!

Stu on Dislodgication

November 6th, 2009 2 comments

Stu Crastence lets us in on his secret weapon to find findings.