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Treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots

November 20th, 2009 4 comments


Juggernaut releases Pandemical to treat those pesky Giant Eye Maggots that developed after you started taking Lethalis.

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Juggernaut releases Poisantin

November 10th, 2009 3 comments


Thanks Juggernaut! The good people at Juggernaut have just released Poisantin to the general public. They rushed Poisantin through the testing process so that they could meet the publics growing demand for new and interesting medications. Rootsin Toobers has done it again and come up with a winner of an ad campaign for a new wonder drug to treat those pesky side effects from Lethalis.

Stryreechlinstral T-shirts now available

November 2nd, 2009 No comments
The t-shirt

The Front

The back

The back

 

Finally the Stryreechlinstral t-shirts have arrived! Be the first person on your block to own this piece of history!! Just click on the image of the front of the t-shirt above and it will take you to the Rhodesandrose store where all your dreams can come true.

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Juggernaut releases Lethalis

October 9th, 2009 9 comments

In response to the overwhelming demand for a drug to counteract the effects of Stryreechlinstral, Juggernaut has released Lethalis! Thanks to Rootsin Toobers of NailGun Promotions for coming up with the name of the drug and the ad campaign! Rootsin has received negative feedback for some of his choices for drug names in the past, but this one is a winner for sure!

Warning: May cause adverse reactions

August 14th, 2009 14 comments

Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to announce the release of it’s new wonder drug Stryreechlinstral. This drug will treat those vague feelings of unease you have been suffering from for so long. Stryreechlinstral will get you back to doing those things you want to be doing. Don’t be alarmed by the disclaimers and the reports of unusual side effects. Any side effects that have been reported have been well documented and Juggernaut is well aware of them.  Ask your doctor about Stryreechlinstral and you too can get back to enjoying your life.

Wolfheart, an ancient new scent for men

June 2nd, 2009 3 comments

The heart of a wolf. This is an ad for Wolfheart cologne produced by Rootsin Toobers, CEO of  NailGun Promotions. Wolfheart was Rootsin’s brainchild and was manufactured in collaboration with Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals. NailGun spent millions on promoting this cologne for men, but mysteriously it never caught on. Some people claimed that it was because of the unusual odor of the cologne itself, said to smell like a wet dog. Others laid blame for the failure at Rootsin Toobers’  feet claiming his ad campaign was ill conceived.

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Cren beer

May 14th, 2009 6 comments

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Twenty five years ago we set out to do just one thing. Create a beer that everyone in the world loves. And so Cren was born!
In this vintage Cren advertisement, return to a golden bygone era when life was simple and wholesome. When people knew right from wrong and everyone in the world loved a beer that made all things possible.
Today in  this world of modern times, we at Cren still strive to do just one thing: create a beer that everyone in the world will love.  So, watch for a new ad from Cren, an ad that will show the world how much they love the beer that we will create: a beer called…  Cren.
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