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Rhodes and Rose Official Calendar

November 25th, 2016 No comments

Act now to get your official Rhodes and Rose 2017 Calendar! This is the perfect gift for your outdoor enthusiast, scat enthusiast, or findings enthusiast. Imagine spending a month with Stu Cranstence out in the field, or Steve Climber and the Whipsnake!! Click the Lulu link below to get started.

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Support independent publishing: Buy this calendar on Lulu.

Cren will soon be drunk

April 27th, 2014 1 comment

Cren beer

In 1984 Owen Rose and Noel Rhodes created Cren Beer. Though no actual beer was brewed, Rose and Rhodes declared Cren “America’s #1 beer.”  Cren was the perfect beer for everyone in every situation.
And now, 30 years later, Rose and Rhodes are thrilled to announce a partnership with California brew master, Tavis Gustafson who has brewed an actual beer called Cren! This is real beer that people can actually drink! It’s Cren and it’s the nation’s #1 beer, perfect for every beer drinker in every situation.  Go ahead, grab an ice-cold Cren!

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In honor of the Super Bowl

February 2nd, 2014 1 comment


In honor of today’s Super Bowl we at Rhodes and Rose would like try and cash in on the fervor by re-posting our previous Super Bowl ad.

Rhodes and Rose on the Dr.Oz Show

July 16th, 2013 No comments

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

Skinflairtrynsol is for Everyone

July 26th, 2011 1 comment


Thanks again Juggernaut for thinking of everything! Skinflairtrynsol, the new wonder drug, will cure every ailment everyone has ever had. Try it with Myscleetra!

Thanks Again, Juggernaut!

June 21st, 2011 1 comment


Announcing Myscleetra, a miracle medication that will let you manage the side effects you are experiencing from Panacea. Don’t let the size and aggressiveness of the bird in your larynx get in the way of your dreams.

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How to cure a little problem

May 6th, 2011 No comments


This new drug from Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals will take care of one of the many side effects created by your taking the drug Panacea. Thanks Juggernaut!

A Gift From Rhodes and Rose

December 23rd, 2010 9 comments


Here is the complete collection of  our drug ads with added material from the law offices of Ernst, Ernst, Ernst & Ernst. We send this out as a gift this holiday season to the loyal fans of Rhodes and Rose. Gather your entire family, aunts, uncles, great great grandparents, infants, fathers, brother-in-laws, step-sisters, significant others, neighbors,  and everyone else around your computer screen and watch uninterrupted as the saga of  “the guy with all the side effects” unfolds.  You can hear ‘The Litany’ expand with each new ad, and see how the side effects refer back to each other in ever increasing feedback loops. Is this the funniest collection of videos ever produced as everyone says? You be the judge.

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Have you been injured by Stryreechlinstral?

November 21st, 2010 2 comments

Contact the law offices of Ernst Ernst Ernst & Ernst. They will help you get financial compensation for the horrible side effects you may have experienced from Stryreechlinstral.

Please read all labels carefully

May 1st, 2010 2 comments

It has come to the attention  of the good people at Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals that there may be some confusion regarding two of our ground breaking medications. We regret this confusion.  Some helpful people have pointed out the similarity of the names and package designs of  both of these medications. We regret this similarity. DO NOT confuse these two medications as they have drastically different reactions when combined with other Juggernaut medications. DO NOT take these two medications simultaneously as this may cause an unsafe drop in brain activity. Study both of these packages carefully so that you will not accidentally take the wrong medication.

Thank you,

Rootsin Toobers, head of marketing for Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals.

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Juggernaut’s Super Bowl Ad

February 5th, 2010 5 comments


Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce the newest member of the Juggernaut family during the Super Bowl: Panacea. This next generation in medication is just what the doctor ordered. Panacea is what the public wants and needs in these trying times.

Pandemical linked to more side effects

December 28th, 2009 6 comments

Thanks Juggernaut!

Since the initial release of the drug Pandemical to the general public  several new side effects have been reported. The FDA has ordered Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals to release a new commercial which includes all of the newly identified side effects of the drug. Juggernaut Pharmaceuticals has complied with this request under the letter of the law and this commercial is the result. Thank you, Rootsin Toobers

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