Steve Climber is a badass

February 16th, 2014

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Steve Climber  takes a quick shortcut off of a cliff while wearing the Flextrek 37 Trillion backpack. The monumental backpack helps Steve catch a little air as he glides in for a landing.

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In honor of the Super Bowl

February 2nd, 2014


In honor of today’s Super Bowl we at Rhodes and Rose would like try and cash in on the fervor by re-posting our previous Super Bowl ad.

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RSC makes it on broadcast television

July 17th, 2013

This poorly produced video is the only proof in existence at this time that Rhodes and Rose were indeed featured on the Dr.Oz show on July 15th, 2013. We hope to get a link to the official broadcast version at some time in the future. In the meantime, enjoy this hand-held version. Ignore the sound of the puppy and my occasional snort of laughter. This is the first time in history that the words, “Rapid Snap Coiling of the Penis” have been spoken on broadcast television. Let’s hope it isn’t the last.

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Rhodes and Rose on the Dr.Oz Show

July 16th, 2013

Dr. Oz featured our video, Lethalis on his show on July 15th, 2013. They picked one of my favorite quotes. “Not everyone who uses Stryreechlinstral experiences Rapid Snap Coiling of the penis. Most women do not. I did.” It goes on to list some wonderful side effects as he paints his window at the beach.

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The info-graphics are amazing. Boring thoughts, jumping scabs, inappropriate feelings towards ducks. Dr. Oz is such a great sport for putting this on his show.

Here you can see Noel Rhodes walking towards Dr.Oz’s head as the video fades out.

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The woman being arrested for fraud has no connection to anything.

Owen Rose

 

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The Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt

April 5th, 2013

You have found the perfect t-shirt for everyone. Stryreechlinstral has changed so many lives–won’t you help spread the word?

Get your very own “Official Stryreechlinstral T-Shirt” and become part of the movement.

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The front of the T-shirt

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The back of the shirt

 

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Stu Cranstence: Out in the Field Again

August 8th, 2012


Stu Cranstence puts in some long hours on his latest expedition as he seeks to uncover more amazing findings. Life on an expedition has it’s hazards, but Stu pushes on in the pursuit of REAL SCIENCE.

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The Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition

June 20th, 2012

Rhodes and Rose would like to give some love to the good people down at Reddit for noticing our little video. Thanks to them, our video,  “The Flextrek Whipsnake” went from 5,000 views to 109,249 in ten days(as of the time of this post). Without the hard work and dedication of these unknown, un-seen,  un-washed masses, our video would never have got so many views. I would like to give a special shout-out to the Canadians– ten thousand of whom have now watched our little video. I would also like to give praise to the good people down at “The Loft Cinema” in Tucson, AZ–in particular the good people down at The First Friday Film Shorts Competition , who have nurtured, sustained, and humiliated so many young aspiring directors over the years.

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Stu on Mastodon Eggs

April 3rd, 2012


Stu Cranstence answers a question about animal droppings. There is no better expert in Western America on the subject of droppings than Stu Cranstence

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Mitt and Newt at the Beach

February 1st, 2012


Mitt and Newt spend some quiet moments at the beach away from the campaign trail and engage in some horseplay.

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Romney Upbeat after Assassination

January 26th, 2012


Romney seems remarkably upbeat after Newt Gingrinch’s attempted assassination. More compelling coverage from Rat “The Big Rat” Ratty Ratskin

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Romney Assassinated?

January 23rd, 2012


Continuing Republican primary coverage from Ratty Rat “The Big Rat” Ratty Ratskin. Gripping footage of Newt Gingrinch assassinating Mitt Romney?

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An Examined Porch

January 13th, 2012


In a new series here on Rhodes and Rose, Owen Rose and Jim Ford will be educating the public on the issue of quality control in construction projects. They will be examining various projects they encounter on the job and will attempt to explain the reasoning behind certain construction practices. Stay tuned.

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